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    Wink Robot Uterus Katie Holmes aspires to be a scary chinned oscar winner

    Katie Holmes wants to become the next Reese Witherspoon.

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    Katie Holmes wants to become the next Reese Witherspoon.

    The former 'Dawson's Creek' actress - who is married to Tom Cruise - is determined to be taken seriously as an actress and wants to be respected as much as the Oscar winner.

    A source said: "Katie keeps telling Tom she wants a career like Reese Witherspoon's."

    Tom is said to have offered to help his wife by getting her a great script but Katie - who has a 23-month-old daughter, Suri, with the 'Top Gun' star - is determined to make it on her own.

    The source added: "Tom has offered to make calls to ensure she gets a first refusal on the hot scripts, but Katie insists she wants to achieve success without his help."

    Since leaving hit US teen show 'Dawson's Creek', Katie has appeared in a handful of hit films, including 'Batman Begins', 'Thank You for Smoking' and 'Phone Booth'.


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    Well Tiny Tom, plug her in the outlet and see how well your lil robot performs. It can't be that much worse than Witherspoon.

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    Kat-iE should just concentrate on investing that money from the pre-nup settlement

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    TinyTom knows squat about a great script. When was the last time he made a movie that was any good?

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    I mean, Mad Money did so well and all, so yeah, Go Kate!

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    I think she deserves an oscar just being his wife.


    When I first saw the title of this thread I couldn't help wondering who Robert Uterus was. Duh!! LOL

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    More scheming at the Cruise compound?? They'll have to perfect the talent transplant first.


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    Quote Originally Posted by viggofan View Post
    When I first saw the title of this thread I couldn't help wondering who Robert Uterus was. Duh!! LOL
    I read that as Robert too and thought wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I read that as Robert too and thought wtf?
    well at least I am not alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    It can't be that much worse than Witherspoon.
    Hey what's your problem with Greasy Cheesy Reese? Granted, she's a stone cold bitch, but come on, she does act good. Plus she's hot, so automatically a-ok.

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    When was the last time he made a movie that was any good?
    Last time he made a movie that was any good? 5 months ago => Lions For Lambs.

    Last time he made a movie that was great? 3 years and 7 months ago => Collateral.

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    ^^

    Apparently we have different taste in movies. I haven't liked a single thing he's ever done.

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    Katie Holmes wants to become the next Reese Witherspoon.
    Katie can probably hang up the Oscar dream, but she's already followed in Reese's footsteps and married a heterosexually suspect man.
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    Katie insists she wants to achieve success without his help
    If she was capable of achieving success on her own, then she wouldn't have married him in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    ^^

    Apparently we have different taste in movies. I haven't liked a single thing he's ever done.
    Guess so, since he's one of my favorite actors and I absolutely love Collateral, The Last Samurai, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, the Mission:Impossible movies and Rain Man. Let's not forget he was the embodiment of cool in Top Gun and turned in acclaimed performances in Born On The Fourth Of July and Magnolia. Etc...

    So what if he's a scientologist? What if he's gay (which I seriously doubt)? What if he's a control freak? That ain't got nothing to do with enjoying a movie. Woody Allen sleeps with his stepdaughter and Roman Polanski is a pedophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Evil_Dude View Post
    Guess so, since he's one of my favorite actors and I absolutely love Collateral, The Last Samurai, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, the Mission:Impossible movies and Rain Man. Let's not forget he was the embodiment of cool in Top Gun and turned in acclaimed performances in Born On The Fourth Of July and Magnolia. Etc...

    So what if he's a scientologist? What if he's gay (which I seriously doubt)? What if he's a control freak? That ain't got nothing to do with enjoying a movie.
    He was good in Rain Man. Great movie!
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