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    Default Is Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson single?

    JOE ON THE PROWL




    March 22, 2008 -- WHAT'S going on between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's parents? Joe and Tina Simpson haven't been spotted together in months and lately, Joe, a former minister, has been acting a lot like a single man. He turned up at the 5 Gum-sponsored party for Perez Hilton in Austin, Texas, last Saturday without a wedding ring on and "hit on a lot of girls," said our spy. "He was with a group of guys including Ryan Cabrera . . . He was flirting with one group of girls who either didn't know who he was or didn't care, and they just grabbed their drinks, laughed and walked away." Joe's rep didn't return calls.




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    I'm sure he'll have no problem finding
    some dumb bimbo who's the same age
    as his daughters. Blechhhhhhhhhhhh

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    I'm so happy ... the man of my dreams ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I'm sure he'll have no problem finding
    some dumb bimbo who's the same age
    as his daughters. Blechhhhhhhhhhhh
    Who says he isn't after one of his daughters? It is so normal for a man to talk about his daughter's rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    Who says he isn't after one of his daughters? It is so normal for a man to talk about his daughter's rack.

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    How come his wife has put up with this shit all this time?
    That's one sick family

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    wouldn't he and dina make the perfect couple?
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    Every woman in the world should FUCKING HIDE.

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    OMFG, so true...
    he makes my skin crawl.

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    He turned up at the 5 Gum-sponsored party for Perez Hilton in Austin, Texas, last Saturday without a wedding ring on and "hit on a lot of girls,"
    *Shudder*

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    DId anyone ever watch the episodes of Jess filming the In this skin video and her and Nick are getting pretty intimate ( not sex) and there is Joe right next to the bed while they are filming the supposed making love scene?? I remember right then going umm HELLO that is just creepy.
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    wait...i thought he was already dating Jessica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Every woman in the world should FUCKING HIDE.
    Only if they're under 20, because we all know he's going to chase stupid young girls who want to be famous.

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    I've had a couple beers and I saw this thread again and I thought "Icky McIcky pants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I've had a couple beers and I saw this thread again and I thought "Icky McIcky pants"
    You must have had more than a couple, because that's not even close to the title.

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    Well, that's just what comes to mind when I think of him... and yes, I'm working on my third Fat Tire.

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