He's a fucking mess.
Rourke to Officer: You're Too Fat To Be a Cop!
Posted Mar 21st 2008 10:05AM by TMZ Staff
Mickey Rourke has pleaded guilty to reckless driving following his arrest on a Vespa near Miami Beach. Toot toot!
Rourke was arrested in November driving the blue-green scooter. During the arrest, he allegedly told the officer "F&*% you, I'm not drunk." Yesterday, Rourke had some choice words for that cop, telling the Palm Beach Post "I'm friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn't even liked by his colleagues. He's a 400-pound f&*% unfit for duty." Nice.
Rourke has been sentenced to six months of probation, ordered to pay a fine and serve 50 hours of community service. Instead of serving the time, he was allowed to buy the hours at $10 per hour so he wouldn't have to serve.
"The only thing he has to do is take an online driving course," said his lawyer, Michael Grieco.
The best part? When he was asked who the mystery blonde was on the back of the scooter with him the night of the arrest, Rourke told the paper, "Don't ask me her name. I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again." Class.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and Weird
He's a fucking mess.
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Gawd, he's too fug to be Mickey Rourke..
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
I think that first pic required a Not Safe for Human Eyes disclaimer.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I dont care what anyone says Mickey, I love you and your refusal to consult a personal stylist and your adamant avoidance of mirrors...
Lace bras... Great in theory, itchy nips in reality
i think Mickey went to a PS that handles females exclusively.
It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
Anybody that wears a fake Fu-Manchu mustache and gets arrested for driving drunk on a scooter loses the credibility to talk shit about somebody else.
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
Allie to Mickey Rourke: You're too creepy to be a celebrity!
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