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    Default Mickey Rourke to officer: You're too fat to be a cop!

    Rourke to Officer: You're Too Fat To Be a Cop!
    Posted Mar 21st 2008 10:05AM by TMZ Staff

    Mickey Rourke has pleaded guilty to reckless driving following his arrest on a Vespa near Miami Beach. Toot toot!

    Rourke was arrested in November driving the blue-green scooter. During the arrest, he allegedly told the officer "F&*% you, I'm not drunk." Yesterday, Rourke had some choice words for that cop, telling the Palm Beach Post "I'm friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn't even liked by his colleagues. He's a 400-pound f&*% unfit for duty." Nice.

    Rourke has been sentenced to six months of probation, ordered to pay a fine and serve 50 hours of community service. Instead of serving the time, he was allowed to buy the hours at $10 per hour so he wouldn't have to serve.

    "The only thing he has to do is take an online driving course," said his lawyer, Michael Grieco.

    The best part? When he was asked who the mystery blonde was on the back of the scooter with him the night of the arrest, Rourke told the paper, "Don't ask me her name. I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again." Class.
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    He's a fucking mess.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Gawd, he's too fug to be Mickey Rourke..

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    I think that first pic required a Not Safe for Human Eyes disclaimer.
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    I dont care what anyone says Mickey, I love you and your refusal to consult a personal stylist and your adamant avoidance of mirrors...
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    i think Mickey went to a PS that handles females exclusively.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i think Mickey went to a PS that handles females exclusively.
    Good one! 1 for MsDeb, 0 for Rourke

    And he's so damn mature with the way he handled getting a DUI. Who cares how fat the cop is, Rourke's still the one who was inebriated.

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    Anybody that wears a fake Fu-Manchu mustache and gets arrested for driving drunk on a scooter loses the credibility to talk shit about somebody else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Gawd, he's too fug to be Mickey Rourke..

    Oh jeez, that's just sad. I forgot how hot he was...once upon a time...before he went barking mad...
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    Allie to Mickey Rourke: You're too creepy to be a celebrity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Anybody that wears a fake Fu-Manchu mustache and gets arrested for driving drunk on a scooter loses the credibility to talk shit about somebody else.
    LMAO So true, so true. Not that it would be any better if his fake Fu-Manchu were real.

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