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Thread: Paris Hilton: A whore in Africa

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    Talking Paris Hilton: A whore in Africa

    A Whore In Africa




    Orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa were surprised to receive a visit from the world's most famous pornstar, Paris Hilton, yesterday.
    Paris is in South Africa with her douche boyfriend. Good Charlotte is due to play in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today. My Coke Fest? Why isn't Amy Wino on that ticket!?

    The orphanage is home to nearly 200 kids between the ages of 3 and 18. Paris mostly spent time with the younger children. Probably because the older kids know better than to get near that diseased whore. Paris was also pleased to receive several ostrich feathered "shawls" from the children. HA! Those children thought she WAS an ostrich, so they were showing her respect by returning her feathers to her. I'm sure they were shouting at her "put your head in the sand!"

    She also signed pictures for the children of her wearing a bikini. Audrey Hepburn and Princess Diana would be so proud.
    Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it's going to get. Dumb bitch probably think she IS in Rwanda. She's so happy that she finally kept a promise. I really wish this trip was caught on video, so we could hear Paris' publicist shouting at the kids, "SMILE! SMILE WIDER! We are fucking paying you! Let me see those teeth!"

    Hopefully, those kids have had all their shots.

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    worlds most famous porn star ,i guess this chics never going to go away

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    BEST threat title!!

    Omgosh Paris is such a fucktard. I cannot stand the bitch.

    MK really is the best:
    HA! Those children thought she WAS an ostrich, so they were showing her respect by returning her feathers to her

    I have always thought she looked like an ostrich so that's funny

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    Well at least she finally kept her word in going over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Well at least she finally kept her word in going over there
    Yes she went there, but what is she doing there??
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Well at least she finally kept her word in going over there
    and straight to the four seasons afterword!

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    I love her outfit/hat.
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I love her outfit/hat.
    As much as it pains me to admit it, so do I. Isn't she there though only cause her main BM is doing some concert?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Eh, I don't know. At least she's trying to do some good, unless it's just a ploy to get more pics of herself out there.

    Oh, wait. Of course it is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyGirl View Post
    Eh, I don't know. At least she's trying to do some good, unless it's just a ploy to get more pics of herself out there.
    She gave the kids her bikini pics. that HAD to be her idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I love her outfit/hat.
    It's very Michelle Phillips.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    I hope they fucking spear her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FierceKiten View Post
    Yes she went there, but what is she doing there??
    she's there accompanying the boyfriend on his music tour. those kids probably dont even know who she is
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    Hate her with a passion, love the outfit

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharon_b View Post
    Hate her with a passion, love the outfit
    I figured the first half was a given
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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