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    Default Bindi Irwin: Hopefully I'll be President or Prime Minister

    And Vicky the Robot Will Be Her Running Mate
    Posted Tue. Mar. 18, 2008 1:44pm by Jarett Wieselman Filed Under Bindi Irwin



    Bindi Irwin, the pigtailed puppet who sits upon her mother Terri’s knee, is known for making bold statements — “I’m literally the luckiest girl in the world” — and her latest proclamation is no different. At a launch party for the 9-year-old’s Bindi Wear International (a clothing line that relies heavily on khaki) she told the Sydney Daily Telegraph, “Hopefully I can be president or prime minister.”

    See, what Bindi fails to realize is that to take public office the people have to vote for you, which means that on some level they must like you. But that didn’t stop the crazed-eyed kid from laying forth her presidential plan.
    "I've listened to everybody but they are talking about jobs, houses, developments, money, money and more money — there is nothing about conservation. We really do need to start doing something, we can't eat money in the long run."

    Great slogan, kid! "Bindi Irwin: 'We Can’t Eat Money!’ "



    Bindi Irwin wants to run for president
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    She does have a point about conservation. Now go and TRY to be a normal 9 yr old kid please.

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    That's right, but you can eat animals! And your mommy can sell off the lands and make a huge amusement park out of them! That'll make sure there are lots of tasty animals around to eat!
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    Can somebody just give this kid half of a Xanax?



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    This was a face born to wear glasses.

    My mummy got caught not paying bills as part of her offshore tax evasion scheme. Elect me for president.
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    Was she born here or overseas? Depending on certain circumstances, Bindi wouldn't be able to be president, anyway.

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    we can't eat money in the long run
    Sounds like a line from Bush.
    Wow, I haven't seen crimped hair in forever. She sure is a perky kid, guess she takes after her father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Was she born here or overseas? Depending on certain circumstances, Bindi wouldn't be able to be president, anyway.
    They filmed part of her birth for the show. I think they were in Australia.

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    Awww I just can't hate on the little girl. She's cute in her own way. I'll wait to see what she's like in the teen years though. Could go either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Was she born here or overseas? Depending on certain circumstances, Bindi wouldn't be able to be president, anyway.

    That's what I was wondering, too. And all the common wealth countries use the parliamental system, not presidential...

    Maybe she just wanted to appeal to the Americans...

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    her mom will have to be her running mate, Terri wouldnt have it any other way
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    Ha ha ha with Posh as her VP it will be like Bush and Cheney revisited. Shit I just scared myself with that thought.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorbeet View Post
    My mummy got caught not paying bills as part of her offshore tax evasion scheme. Elect me for president.
    ... ... ... ...

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    Not in Australia, honey. You can be Prime Minister of your stuffed toys.

    President? We don't use that system here... unless ... she thinks she can be President of America
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    Yeah right. We'll get on that right away. What Bindi wants, Bindi gets.

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