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    Fiona Shackleton Has A Lot Of Self-Control




    The Mirror reports that after Heather Mills celebrated her multi-million dollar divorce settlement by pouring a glass of water over the head of Paul McCartney's lawyer. Fiona Shackleton arrived to court with a gorgeous bouffant and left looking like a wet cat. Heather apparently did it, because Fiona had made several "unpleasant comments" about her in court. That stupid ass whore. That's what lawyers do! A witness said, "Heather was so angry, she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton's head, leaving her with soaking wet hair. Everyone was stunned. That kind of behavior is just not acceptable."
    Ms. Shackleton is definitely an elegant lady. I would have been in prison for beating Heather with her own fake leg. I think that would be everyone's first instinct. She would need all those millions to fix her face.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Fiona Shackleton Has A Lot Of Self-Control




    The Mirror reports that after Heather Mills celebrated her multi-million dollar divorce settlement by pouring a glass of water over the head of Paul McCartney's lawyer. Fiona Shackleton arrived to court with a gorgeous bouffant and left looking like a wet cat. Heather apparently did it, because Fiona had made several "unpleasant comments" about her in court. That stupid ass whore. That's what lawyers do! A witness said, "Heather was so angry, she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton's head, leaving her with soaking wet hair. Everyone was stunned. That kind of behavior is just not acceptable."
    Ms. Shackleton is definitely an elegant lady. I would have been in prison for beating Heather with her own fake leg. I think that would be everyone's first instinct. She would need all those millions to fix her face.



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    What a cunt.

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    LMFAO! Sorry... but the whole beating the $hit out of her with her own leg gets me everytime.

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    Dammit. I can't see the picture.
    But once again, that Heather Mills sure is KLASSY!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Frankly, I don't see why Ho-ther is so upset. She did marry for love, after all.


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    All of this could have been avoided if they would have kept wearing those fun wigs.



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    I think lots of people would like to do that to lawyers



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    That's hilarious. It almost makes me like Heather.


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    Heather Mills is a stupid bitch. She poured water on her because the mean lawyer called her names in court. Whatever. You let me catch this bitch out. I'll beat her with her own leg and pour some battery acid on her head.

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    Oh, for chrissakes, what an ass.

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    4 yrs of marriage does NOT give that fucking one legger the right to act like this. she got WAY more than she deserved. bitch.
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    Bitch is crazy!

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    I would like to dump water on that woman. Her looks annoy me. She looks like an uptight bitch.

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    The lawyer should sue her for assault. Make her spend some of that hard-earned divorce settlement money.

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