Eva Longoria has her own birthday cake made with pic from good angle

**ingi** · March 18th, 2008, 08:51 AM

Tuesday, March 18th 2008
Conceited Beeyotch!

First of all, conceited is such a great word. I love hearing teen girls say it, because they have their own special way of saying it. Conceeeeeeeeted!
Star Magazine reports that Eva LongWHORIA commissioned this Vanilla Rum flavored cake for one of her Birthday parties in Miami over the weekend. Edda's Cake Design made this ugly shit after they were given a picture from Eva's assistant. I love cake. I want cake to have my babies, but not this one. Shit cake! It's probably just like Eva, fugly on the outside and sour on the inside.
I'm surprised bitch didn't get one of those tacky ass Barbie cakes of herself. Who the hell wants a piece of Eva's tit? She's probably the only one that had a piece. Conceited Bitch! | Dlisted

**Sweetie** · March 18th, 2008, 09:00 AM

That's tacky!

**mrs.v** · March 18th, 2008, 09:02 AM

she's such a tool.

**cmmdee** · March 18th, 2008, 11:40 AM

she should have gotten a cake that said, happy birthday, longWHORIA

**msdeb** · March 18th, 2008, 12:07 PM

i'd love to take the big fat knift to that!

**Just Kill Me** · March 18th, 2008, 12:07 PM

That is so ugly.

**Bijoux** · March 18th, 2008, 12:09 PM

Am I the only one that dosn't think it even looks like her?

**HelpMeRhonda** · March 18th, 2008, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Bijoux

Am I the only one that dosn't think it even looks like her?

No.. it looks ridiculous. Surprised she would serve it, it's so bad.

**ingi** · March 18th, 2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by msdebagain

i'd love to take the big fat knift to that!

me too

**sparkly** · March 18th, 2008, 07:45 PM

That is so egotistical and trashy.

DitaPage* · March 18th, 2008, 07:54 PM

Can't get more conceited than that.

**sparkly** · March 18th, 2008, 08:05 PM

Paris Hilton is notorious for this shit, and we all know what that ho is about.

**DontMindMe** · March 18th, 2008, 10:48 PM

Sweetie, your ego is showing.

**sprynkles** · March 18th, 2008, 10:54 PM

Vanilla Rum flavored cake

Ummm, yum!!!!!!!
Never in a zillion years would I do something
this lame. Maybe a friend got it for her.

**AveDementia** · March 19th, 2008, 04:03 AM

Now that's a cheap looking cake, and not just because she's on it. They don't have to airbrush pictures anymore. Nowadays they can just scan a picture, print it up in a special colour printer that has edible ink made from dyed sugar, and put it on the cake. They look amazing- like real photographs.

I saw one last year with a red rose printed on it. It was gorgeous. And tasty.