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    Getting A Head Start On His St. Paddy's Day Celebrations




    Thomas Jane started his St. Patrick's Day celebrations early! He was arrested for DUI this morning. TMZ reports that "The Punisher" actor and husband of Patricia Arquette was pulled over for driving extremely fast down the I-5. He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08%. He was taken to the clink, but he's already out.
    "We drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!!!"
    How the hell is Thomas going to be out drinking when he has chichis like that at home? Couldn't Patricia predict this and warn him? Wait, is she a psychic on "Medium" or does she see dead people? I get all those crappy ghost and psychic shows mixed up.
    And as always, I'm patiently awaiting his mugshot to add to my collection.



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    My fn gawd, girls are going to pop right on out there!

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    um, what the fuck happened to both of them?
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    God Damn, how can you look at that pic and NOT stare at the twins popping out!! I'm confused as to how they stayed contained!
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    Wow... Patricia's boobs are going to explode.

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    I wonder if this is the same designer that did HBC's boobie-flopping-out dresses?
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    Jesus, I would probably be drunk as f*ck to wear either one of those outfits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I wonder if this is the same designer that did HBC's boobie-flopping-out dresses?
    I dunno about HBC's dress, but I'm pretty sure I remember reading Patricia's dress is by Vivienne Westwood.

    I just googled and it is by VW. They wore it to a fashion show in 2007 called Dressed To Kilt, which celebrated Scottish fashion and culture. It also featured a tribute to Vivienne Westwood.

    So the plaid dress and the kilt make sense in that context. The abused boobies, however, still have no excuse.

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    Ah yep, here it is. Vivienne Westwood, indeed
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    How in gods name are those mams so high up???

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    I was too busy staring at her twins popping out to read the article.

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    No big deal he didn't kill anyone no punishment at all let him scot free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Wow... Patricia's boobs are going to explode.
    Too late. Looks like they already did.
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    He should have called Diddy.

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    I didn't know Patricia Arquette had remarried. Does she actually live with this husband?

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