Tori Spelling thinks she's a MILF

**mrs.v** · March 15th, 2008, 06:18 PM

Does She Even Know What A MILF Is?

Something tells me Tori Spelling doesn't google herself very often, because bitch thinks people actually want to fuck her fug ass. Tori was recently asked if she would be in the new Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off that's currently in the works. She said, "They should give me a call. Every teen drama needs a MILF, right?"
Um...since when does MILF stand for "mare I'd like to fist?" Tori baby, it's not that kind of show. I'm pretty sure the only man on the planet that wants to fuck Tori is her husband. It's pretty obvious that he was dropped a few times as a baby, so he probably doesn't have the best judgment.
Here's Tori at a book signing in Hollywood looking like Jabba the Hutt after a sex change.

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**sparkly** · March 15th, 2008, 06:21 PM

How embarrassing. She really doesn't know that she looks like a horse....

**nycgirl** · March 15th, 2008, 06:26 PM

Oh my god she really doesn't know she's fug, does she? She looks like Aaron Spelling in a blonde wig.

DitaPage* · March 15th, 2008, 06:27 PM

poor girl.

**Beeyotch** · March 15th, 2008, 06:30 PM

I know! Poor, deluded Tori. She's in for a hell of a disappointment if she ever finds out the truth.

**aabbcc** · March 15th, 2008, 06:32 PM

Look in a mirror already and have a bucket handy for when you ...

**Laurent** · March 15th, 2008, 06:35 PM

I'm hoping she said that tongue firmly planted in cheek.

**msdeb** · March 15th, 2008, 07:03 PM

separated at birth?

**eobane** · March 15th, 2008, 08:00 PM

she looks more and more like her mother

**cheray** · March 15th, 2008, 08:03 PM

A beautifulish mother and a pig ugly pop eyed rich guy for a father do not make a good looking kid. No plastic surgery could ever make her look right.

**sparkly** · March 15th, 2008, 10:49 PM

When photos of her aren't airbrushed, I'm actually taken aback. I don't know if it's because of ps, but her nose is VERY crooked.

**january** · March 15th, 2008, 10:53 PM

Its so sad when you have a shitload of PS and you still cannot even remotely pass as attractive. She really got hit with the ugly stick. And then she got hit some more. Poor deluded Tori.