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    Talking New Scientology video leaked: Hear Tom Cruise sing onstage

    Hear Tom Cruise Sing Onstage
    Friday March 14, 2008

    Tom Cruise sighting on January 14, 2008 outside ABC Studios in New York City.
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    Another day, another wacky Scientology video starring Tom Cruise.
    In new footage posted Friday on Gawker.com, Cruise, 45, reenacts an iconic scene from his 1983 hit Risky Business.
    The undated video was taken at a birthday bash thrown for him by the Church of Scientology.
    Cameras show Cruise leaping out of the audience to sing and dance to "Old Time Rock and Roll."
    "Thank you!" he declares after his performance. "I don't know where I am... Thank you. This is the best birthday ever, ever, ever... and I mean EVER."
    Watch the video here.

    Usmagazine.com | Hear Tom Cruise Sing Onstage


    Warning:Extremely lame music and douche dancing by Cruise!
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    there should be a sign at the entrance of that place that reads:
    brown nosers welcomed
    When you're strange
    Faces come out of the rain

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    That was the lamest thing I've ever watched. I don't know whether to laugh or pity him. And he's gotta be on something, some drugs or maybe he just has untreated ADD or something.
    Watch the video guys. He sings , dances and acts , he's a triple threat!

    (I do wish though he sang It's Raining Men instead).

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    That was the lamest thing I've ever watched. I don't know whether to laugh or pity him. And he's gotta be on something, some drugs or maybe he just has untreated ADD or something.
    Watch the video guys. He sings , dances and acts , he's a triple threat!

    (I do wish though he sang It's Raining Men instead).
    David Miscavige or whatever his name is, scares the shit out of me. But man, look at his shirt, how tight is that thing. Hilarious video. They all look like they're high on something & they probably are.

    Praise Xenu!

    I wish he was singing I will survive, though. Would suit him well.

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    Tom is always good for a laugh.

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    I ain't laughing, that shit is frightening.
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    I have to admit I couldn't watch all 5 minutes of it, I made it half way through and had to stop. Too much crazy for me. Plus I hate shitty karaoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Warning:Extremely lame music and douche dancing by Cruise!
    Woman, you need to enlarge & bold the font on your warning.

    That was painful. It made me cringe.

    But for fun, I have to add this:

    YouTube - Tom Cruise Dancing on BET
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    That's some cringe worthy dancing. It both hurt to watch and was humorous as hell.

    He really needed to do a more camp song though.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    it was embarrassing to watch.

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    That was filmed on the Scientology cruise ship? The church has it's own ship? That's pretty nifty.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    That was filmed on the Scientology cruise ship? The church has it's own ship? That's pretty nifty.
    Yeh, the mother ship.
    Jack I swear.

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    Ha Ha Ha. Is there anything this dumbass won't do (except admit he's gay)? Since he's ruined his career in H'wood I guess his next thought is to try Broadway and this is the intro to his big response to try his hand at theater. They have been spending forever in NYC the last six months or so. I can see the lineup now Cruiser, Revolting, Leah (BigMouth and Belly) Remini, Kristie Alley (I'm a thin person in a fat body) and maybe JHo with Marc Anthony writing all the music for it. I just wonder how much longer we have to tolerate he and Mrs Stepford KatE with their amazing daughter before they finally getn nobody likes them except to laugh at their stupidity. Move to London Tiny Tom and let them have a few laughs for awhile.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    I'm not sure if I wanna watch it... I'm too scared to click. lol.

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    Gay egomaniac. I would personally be embarrassed if people made such a huge fuss over me.

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