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    Ron Jeremy Accuses Celebs Of Manufacturing Sex Tape Scandals

    Porn star Ron Jeremy has blasted sex tape celebrities for acting horrified when their saucy films enter the public domain - insisting they're the ones who orchestrate the release of X-rated footage. The legendary porn performer is a fervent endorser of celebrity sex tapes, claiming the explicit videoed antics of stars such as Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson have revitalized the adult film industry.
    However, he refuses to accept celebrities are the innocent victims of sex tape scandals - and believes they sneakily leak their naked frolics to boost their ailing careers.
    He says, "Paris Hilton's sex tape's very good, by the way. It helps (the industry). It helps it a lot. It gives it a real boost. I love the excuse they use: 'Oh, I don't know how they got a hold of it!' It's such a big joke now. Any celebrity that's not doing so good, they jump by having a good sex scandal."




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    Shut up and go away.

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    The latest one is Gisele Bundchan and Tom Brady. Apparently they got caught on surveillance video, doing the deed, in the wine cellar of some New York restaurant! I doubt this was deliberate. The dynamic duo were probably just careless and stupid, as usual.

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    He is absolutely correct!! I love Ron Jeremy.

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    I've seen a Ron Jeremy 'movie'. He is seriously foul. They used to call him the gopher or something hairy along those lines. And it's a shame, really, because he's not terribly dumb.
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    i love Ron Jeremy. he's a freakin genius you know. he's got 2 bachelors degrees in education and theatre, and a masters in special ed. he's invested his money wisely and owns a shit load of properties. say what you want, he's not stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I've seen a Ron Jeremy 'movie'. He is seriously foul. They used to call him the gopher or something hairy along those lines. And it's a shame, really, because he's not terribly dumb.
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    ^^Hahaha...that was it! Thanks.

    i love Ron Jeremy. he's a freakin genius you know. he's got 2 bachelors degrees in education and theatre, and a masters in special ed. he's invested his money wisely and owns a shit load of properties. say what you want, he's not stupid.
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    Getting a couple of degrees does not, under any circumstances, make him a genius. Quite frankly, if he's such a brainiac, why did he whore himself out for all these years? He isn't stupid in the sense that he can't find his way to his car in the parking lot but I still wouldn't consider him smart for making his way in life with his cock.
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    Its never an interesting celebrity making a sex tape..

    He's right though, they don't hate the exposure at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    ^^Hahaha...that was it! Thanks.



    Getting a couple of degrees does not, under any circumstances, make him a genius. Quite frankly, if he's such a brainiac, why did he whore himself out for all these years? He isn't stupid in the sense that he can't find his way to his car in the parking lot but I still wouldn't consider him smart for making his way in life with his cock.
    While I do agree with you, doesn't he have a gigantic spam javelin? Not that i've looked or will be googling him any time soon you understand!

    Anyway, Ron is just saying what everyone was thinking years ago when Paris' tape was out, he's a bit behind the times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    ^^Hahaha...that was it! Thanks.



    Getting a couple of degrees does not, under any circumstances, make him a genius. Quite frankly, if he's such a brainiac, why did he whore himself out for all these years? He isn't stupid in the sense that he can't find his way to his car in the parking lot but I still wouldn't consider him smart for making his way in life with his cock.
    ok maybe i was a little out there. but he is very smart, and has invested his money wisely. i dont fault him for doing porn. hey whatever pays the bills. .
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    Plus, he's got a very nice package. I've got a lot of respect for Hedgehog and his many educational films.

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    i made the mistake of googling ron jeremy for this thread, and there's a lot of stuff about him performing fellatio on himself. lol. and one site even tells the size of his dick, as 9 3/4. there you go. i went there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i made the mistake of googling ron jeremy for this thread, and there's a lot of stuff about him performing fellatio on himself. lol. and one site even tells the size of his dick, as 9 3/4. there you go. i went there.

    Gag me with a freaking knife.

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    I remember his movies from the 70s and I sure don't recall he had a big dick. I do recall it was purple and quite gross looking, as was the rest of his fat hairy body. And that ain't no movie star face either.

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