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    Default Jennifer Aniston is in the market for a sperm donor (possibly Owen Wilson?)

    March 12, 2008
    Jen's Looking for a Baby Daddy!




    "I never in my life said I didn't want children," Jennifer Aniston told Vanity Fair in 2005. "I did and I do and I will!" And now, with her 40th birthday less than a year away, Jen is on the hunt for a man to finally help her make that long wished-for baby a reality.

    OK! has learned that the actress is focusing on two men in particular: Owen Wilson and Brian Bouma, a Vancouver-based key grip she met while filming Traveling in the Canadian city.

    "Both men have some of Jen's favorite qualities: Brian has the height and looks, while Owen can make her laugh," Jen's friend tells OK!. "Either one would be a good choice for Jen."

    Jen, 39, is currently with Owen in Miami shooting Marley & Me, and the pair have been getting along famously. But with rumors of Owen's ex-gal pal Kate Hudson being back in the picture, is the Oscar-nominated actor and writer even available?

    "He isn't seeing anyone seriously; he wants to keep his options open," a pal of the actor tells OK!.
    OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - Jen's Looking for a Baby Daddy!
    As far as Brian goes, Jen is keeping her options open about him! The hunky Canadian visited her in L.A. during Oscar weekend and is planning a trip to Miami soon.

    "Brian's a really good guy," a source tells OK! exclusively. "He's a bit overwhelmed by all the attention since he's been identified as Jen's boyfriend. They still talk on the phone with each other."

    For the entire story on Jen's search for the perfect baby daddy, pick up the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday!

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    this is how old?
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    this week's issue, I think she is on the cover...

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    She should hurry.

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    If she and Owen have a baby together the poor child will be all nose!!

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    ^And chin. Just one lil fugmuppet, that's for sure.

    If this is true, I wonder how Vince Vaughn would feel.

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    From a suicide attempt to breeding with Pumpkinhead? Talk about being a glutton for punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    From a suicide attempt to breeding with Pumpkinhead? Talk about being a glutton for punishment.
    I thought he was called The Butterscotch Stallion? but Pumpkinhead works too.

    I doubt Jenni wants kids. If she did she probably would have had them by now. Nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has a need to breed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    I thought he was called The Butterscotch Stallion? but Pumpkinhead works too.

    I doubt Jenni wants kids. If she did she probably would have had them by now. Nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has a need to breed.
    'Pumpkinhead' fits nicely for Aniston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    'Pumpkinhead' fits nicely for Aniston.
    Duh. Sorry. Insomnia and reading comprehension apparently don't go together.

    Yep Pumpkinhead is perfect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    I doubt Jenni wants kids. If she did she probably would have had them by now. Nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has a need to breed.
    I agree. She seems to have mentioned it a good bit though.

    If she doesn't want them that's fine, but why lie?

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    "I never in my life said I didn't want children," Jennifer Aniston told Vanity Fair in 2005. "I did and I do and I will!"
    No one gives a fuck.

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    ^ omg Jenni could have men throw their jizz at her chin

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