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    Default Celebrity sex dolls make their debut online (attorneys start your engines!)

    Thursday, March 13th 2008
    Even Better Than The Real Thing




    Some genius sex toy company called Pipedream Products has put out a line of celebrity blow-up dolls. Now they don't straight-up say the name of the celebrity, but it's pretty darn obvious. They have everyone from JHo to Sarah Jessica Pork-her. Sarah has the best tagline, "Loves sex in her shitty." That's some freaking poetry right there.
    Other dolls are named Dirty Christina, Lindsay Fully Loaded, Eva Desperate Housewife and Paris Love Doll. The dolls will run you around $19.95 and up. I don't know who would bother buying the Paris or Lohan dolls. Anyone can get that shit for free.
    Visit Radar to see the rest of the dolls. It's a little NSFWish. Even Better Than The Real Thing | Dlisted
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    OMFG!!!!!

    Tori should be thanking these guys!!1

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    Sarah Jessica Porkher loves sex in her shitty ... bah hahahahahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    OMFG!!!!!

    Tori should be thanking these guys!!1
    Tori would probably make more off of this product than her bed & breakfast.

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    Who the fuck would want to bang old Fugasaurus Spelling?

    That girl on the box looks nothing like her, by the way.

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    Ha, SJ Porkher looks like a tranny. Just like the real thing.

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    These are funny.

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    Alba's & Longoria will freak out when they see these

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Sarah Jessica Porkher loves sex in her shitty ... bah hahahahahahha
    OMG!! No kidding!! This is hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    OMFG!!!!!

    Tori should be thanking these guys!!1
    Is that meant to be Tori? She wishes! Scary thing is, the doll is less plasticy than she is.

    Just saw the Lindsay one. Maybe this is what she would have looked like if she didn't age so prematurely.

    Loving the descriptions, funny stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Sarah Jessica Porkher loves sex in her shitty ... bah hahahahahahha
    I laughed at that too
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    Did you guys click through to the picture of the actual doll? This is JHo:

    Photos : Radar Online: Doll Parts

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    Quote Originally Posted by zebracakes View Post
    Did you guys click through to the picture of the actual doll? This is JHo:

    Photos : Radar Online: Doll Parts
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by zebracakes View Post
    Did you guys click through to the picture of the actual doll? This is JHo:

    Photos : Radar Online: Doll Parts

    HELP ME! I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!!
    vaya con dios

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    These dolls look like crap.
    LOVE the Sarah Jessica Porkher one

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