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    Default The Beckhams buy sex toys

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    Posh & Becks were spotted stocking up on sex toys on a recent trip to The Pleasure Chest in Hollywood. A source told The Sun that the two were giggling and cracking jokes while browsing for dildos and lube. They left the store with massage oil, personal lubricant, a Cyberskin vibrator, a leather braided cane and a padded black collar and restraint.
    A source said, “They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”
    It was a gift for Tommy Girl and the twink he keeps in the Scientology safe room below his house. I still don't think Posh and Becks have sex. Posh is probably afraid that too much fucking will make her pussy fat. You can't wear skin-tight skinny jeans if you have a fat pussy.



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    Why don't they do it on the web like everyone else?



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    Sounds like fun.

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    Fuck! I'd do whatever Becks wants in the bedroom Fer sure!

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    ^^ Amen to that

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    Bumping into David Beckham in a sex toy shop....


    ...that just gave me 3 weeks of masturbation material.
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    ^^ tee hee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Why don't they do it on the web like everyone else?
    Because then they wouldn't get their picture taken, of course.

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    i don't know about anyone else, but upon reading the headline, I immediately assumed they bought a strap-on that she could use on him! It's much less interesting to find out they didn't.

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    I just can't get my head around Posh with a big old vibrator...?

    Just seems to common for her...

    "David, does Chanel make a line of these... this cheap made in Japan thing is just too tacky... and the purple doesn't match the sheets"
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    a leather braided cane and a padded black collar and restraint.
    Does this mean they're into some lighthearted s&m?

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