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    Default Sean Diddy Combs to launch car service for drunk celebs

    Diddy to Launch Car Service for Drunk Celebs
    Thursday March 13, 2008

    Paging all celebs: If you have too many cocktails at the club, call Sean "Diddy" Combs!
    The mogul plans to launch a car service for A-listers too tipsy to drive after a night out, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
    "After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly," his rep tells Us.
    One campaign goal? "Making sure nobody gets arrested!" Combs, the father of twins, says.
    Usmagazine.com | Diddy to Launch Car Service for Drunk Celebs
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    A - never post pictures of Puffy.
    B - the man knows where the money is. There is obviously a need for this. Every fucking star has a DUI nowadays...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    This is actually a genius idea!

    I always wanted to start a beer/cig/snack delivery company at my college. But I ate all the snacks and drank all the beer before I even got to the party...Boooo
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    I'm surprised this idea took so damn long.
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    Diddy for President!

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    I'd rather go to jail than give that bastard one cent.
    I cannot stand him.

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    Somebody should have thought of this a long ass time ago.

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    i think its a good idea. i would rather give him kudo's then comment on some stupid fucking drunk ass celeb who hits and kills some innocent person because they drive.
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    As much as I hate Diddy, he's actually showing good business sense. Not many A-listers want to deal with regular car services. But a car service run by another celebrity would probably appeal to them, since they know discretion would be a key factor. And a drunk/high celebrity wouldn't want everybody knowing their business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I'd rather go to jail than give that bastard one cent.
    I cannot stand him.
    I concur!

    He's the black Paris Hilton to me... famewhore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    One campaign goal? "Making sure nobody gets arrested!" Combs, the father of twins, says.
    Because making sure no celeb suffers the embarrassment of a DUI arrest takes precedence over ensuring they don't kill someone else.

    Celebrities are such self-important assholes.
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    He has other kids too, right?

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    Thanks for scaring me with the picture...

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    He came up with a great idea.

    On a side note, I especially like how there was only a mention about DUI arrests, not the possibility of injuring/killing an innocent person while driving drunk.
    We all know a celebrity would never do that.

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    Wow, a taxi service ... no one's ever thought of that before.

    Don't A-listers already have access to personal drivers? If these people are too stupid to call their own driver when needed, what makes him think they'll call his service?

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