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    Default Janet Jackson hospitalized with flu

    "The Flu"




    Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai yesterday after she complained about having trouble breathing. Her rep told UsWeekly that she's being treated for the flu, “Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else.
    Uh...huh...more like getting her stomach wet vacced and another half-inch taken off her nose. Seriously, though this flu is not right. I've heard of people not being able to walk, because of the flu. The flu has fucked them so hard they can't walk straight.
    Anyway, Janet is also planning to work on a diet book to help people control their weight. She recently said, "It takes you through those moments in my life up 'til now and what worked for me. And hopefully within that, if it doesn't work for them, maybe they'll find something that does work for them and a nice place for them to be content with who they are."
    Janet's weight-loss book will consist of one sentence, "Get a rib removed."



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    Celebrities are such wusses. Although in her defense, the flu can be a serious bitch.

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    Lipo?

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    ^^ Yeah, I'm thinking LipoFlu.



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    She's working on a diet book with a little lipo on the side.
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    Nose lift?
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    My boo Get well soon Janet. Hospitalized though? I hope its not serious.
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    Lipo rarely is
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    Yes she (or anyone else) couldn't possibly be just simply sick to you Grimm

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    please, the amount of times 'celebrities' go to the hospital for a cold or a flu is just silly. I've had the flu plenty of times and never ended up in a hospital.

    A quick family dr visit, then to the pharmacy and home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    please, the amount of times 'celebrities' go to the hospital for a cold or a flu is just silly. I've had the flu plenty of times and never ended up in a hospital.

    A quick family dr visit, then to the pharmacy and home.
    it was probably exhaustion!
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    I'm guessingshe went in for anal bleaching and a vagoplasty.

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    Yea, right. OD perhaps?

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    Maybe Janet's having Jermaine Dupree surgically removed from her ass.

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    Does she have a "live" singing engagement coming up?

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