Chad Kroeger of Nickelback with today's TMI award

**greysfang** · March 10th, 2008, 02:54 PM

Monday, March 10th 2008
Chad Kroeger Can Suck His Own Dick

Chad Kroeger of Nickelback told Playboy Magazine that he learned how to suck his own dick after someone dared him to for a case of beer.
Chad said, "I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
We've all sucked a little dick for a case of beer before. Chad, do us all a favor and keep your dick in your mouth. It will save us all from having to hear your shitty music.

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid

Well, we always did say he was a dog...

**Rondette** · March 10th, 2008, 02:56 PM

god he is nasty to look at. What is he doing with that snake??

I remember groups of kids getting the 'special' children in our year to pull stunts like that for a laugh. The specials thought they had made friends. They hadn't!

**msdeb** · March 10th, 2008, 02:57 PM

thats the funniest thing i've read in a long time!

**Bijoux** · March 10th, 2008, 02:58 PM

One more fucking reason to hate Nicleback.

Thanks. That visual is burnt into my brain for eternity.

**sparkly** · March 10th, 2008, 03:21 PM

I can't stand him.

**cmmdee** · March 10th, 2008, 03:22 PM

I feel dirty after reading that

**Grimmlok** · March 10th, 2008, 03:26 PM

it figures the dick he sucked first would be his own. conceited.

**greysfang** · March 10th, 2008, 03:30 PM

Now, now Grimm. That statement assumes there were subsequent dicks sucked by Chad. Should you really be making such statements without PROOF?!

**Grimmlok** · March 10th, 2008, 03:32 PM

if you suck one dick, you'll suck more.

it's the law of dicksucking. The first suck is a gateway suck.

**Just Kill Me** · March 10th, 2008, 03:34 PM

I think there is definite truth to that.
I also hope he got slamonella from putting that snake in his mouth; I fucking hate nickelback.

**stef** · March 10th, 2008, 03:43 PM

i wish i wouldn't have read that, i love nickelback and now everytime i hear their music i have to think about him with his dick in his mouth.

**Grimmlok** · March 10th, 2008, 04:03 PM

that's what their music sounds like anyway; getting skullfucked.

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · March 10th, 2008, 04:08 PM

Hahahahahaha. Nickelback SUCK.

As does their singer, apparently in more ways than one.

**stef** · March 10th, 2008, 04:14 PM

^^

oh come on, they're great!
i went to a bon jovi concert 2 years ago and nickelback were their opening act and strangely enough i was more excited about nickelback than i was about bon jovi.