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Thread: Big Gay Al Reynolds moves to South Beach, Star Jones says he 'failed' her

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    Default Big Gay Al Reynolds moves to South Beach, Star Jones says he 'failed' her

    Monday, March 10th 2008
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    Look at Gay Al trying to be all macho and shit. Girlfriend please. You don't need to show me how your boyfriends fist your power bottom. I really don't need to know and it doesn't go with my morning Sanka.
    So....The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that the fairy (being Gay Al) tale marriage of Star Jones and Gay Al is over. And they said it wouldn't last. Well, they were right! Gay Al has already moved out of their apartment and is living in Miami where he can freely prance around his speedo.
    A source said, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”
    Star never liked the fact that she was the breadwinner and support in the relationship, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”
    Of course she did all the heavy lifting. Gay Al didn't want to ruin his manicure. If Star wanted all those things she probably should have married a man that didn't like men. Just a thought.
    Expect the denials any minute now. Gay Al will say, "Girrrrrrrrrllll, they are lying! Queens are just jelly! Mama Star and Queen Al are doing fiinnnee. We are fierce and we know it. Haters to the left....to the left!!" The Gay Divorce | Dlisted

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    LOL i'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that Big Gay Al wouldn't take the plunge into Star Jones's deep end.
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    So, who gets the good china?

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    NO!!!! Say it ain't so. I thought for sure that Star was man enough to keep Al happy and they'd last forever. Oh well.

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    I bet star couldn't find a strap on big enough.
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    Star never liked the fact that she was the breadwinner and support in the relationship
    Yeah, I'm sure that was their only problem.
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    Star never liked the fact that she was the breadwinner

    There it is! Bingo! Now he is free to use someone else.

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    Oh come on. Maybe it was the fact that he was a HUGE FLAMING MARY and wouldn't pork her lap-band snatch
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    Look at Gay Al trying to be all macho and shit. Girlfriend please. You don't need to show me how your boyfriends fist your power bottom. I really don't need to know and it doesn't go with my morning Sanka.

    Omg ... ... whoever writes this stuff is hilarious!

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    ^I think that was Michael K from Dlisted aabbcc---the guy is a freaking riot.

    Gosh, her latest show was just cancelled, so the parties over. Or, just getting started for Big Gay Al now....

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    So I wonder if she'll be doing anything to reimburse all of the companies who she demanded promote and provide goods for her wedding.

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    Please Star, he married you when you were a WHALE! Just imagine the teasing he got for that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    So I wonder if she'll be doing anything to reimburse all of the companies who she demanded promote and provide goods for her wedding.
    That's one of the first things I thought about... didn't she also have the world's ugliest dress?

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    Look, they don't call him "BIG GAY AL" for nothing! It was never going to work...even though I am pretty sure she was aware of and Ok with his extramarital same sex flings!

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    Haters to the left... to the left.

    Now he'll get alimony.
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