George Clooney proposes to Las Vegas cocktail waitress Sarah Larson?

**ingi** · March 10th, 2008, 08:59 AM

Monday, March 10th 2008
Sarah Larson Is A Genius

Someone needs to tell Sarah Larson that she needs to get knocked up first and then get married. That's the Hollwood way. It's been reported that George Clooney has finally asked Sarah to marry him. The two started dating last year when Sarah served Georgie drinks at an event in Las Vegas. Since then she's quit her $200,000 a year job and is traveling with George full-time. She was a cocktail waitress and making that much money? More like a COCK and tail waitress.
Sources say the two will tie the knot at Georgie's Lake Como, Italy home this Summer. A source said, "They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged."
People from Sarah's past have already started writing about her on a blog called MonsterFresh. They have posted Sarah's hilarious high school pictures. Unfortunately, Sarah seems normal. Dammit! I want to hear the juicy escort stories about how she used a strap-on for her johns. I know those stories exist! Sarah Larson Is A Genius | Dlisted

**Sweetie** · March 10th, 2008, 09:09 AM

She looks a lot like Jessica Biel.

**ingi** · March 10th, 2008, 09:15 AM

that 2nd link says she's a former stripper who audtioned for Fear Factor, good call George! From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?) « MonsterFresh.com

**mella** · March 10th, 2008, 09:21 AM

Yeah . And I will ace my biology exam .

**ingi** · March 10th, 2008, 09:25 AM

I know prices are inflated in Vegas, but $200,000 a year managing a cocktail waitress station....please!

**Laxmobster** · March 10th, 2008, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by mella

Yeah . And I will ace my biology exam .

Good luck, by the way!

**heathersharon** · March 10th, 2008, 09:33 AM

But...but...if he marries HER, he can't marry ME!!!!!

**ingi** · March 10th, 2008, 10:08 AM

3 words--Prenup, Georgie boy prenup!!

**cmmdee** · March 10th, 2008, 10:32 AM

This is prob a fake story because homeboy has said he'll never marry again.
Bitch hit the jackpot. She was having sex for money and now she is pretending to be his girlfriend for money. Lucky ass.

**ingi** · March 10th, 2008, 10:41 AM

Isn't she going to be taking a pay cut with a prenup agreement?

**greysfang** · March 10th, 2008, 11:10 AM

Yeah, and my left nut itches.

**Palermo** · March 10th, 2008, 11:22 AM

He is gay. My friend has a friend who knows the Clooney family. He is GAY.

**LynnieD** · March 10th, 2008, 11:22 AM

He ain't marrying nothing....don't buy it for a moment. Even he isn't that dumb.

**Palermo** · March 10th, 2008, 11:24 AM

from Perez: Clooney's publicist just sent us the following email.

"No truth to any element of the engagement story, which originated in an Italian newspaper as announced by some restaurant owner. (I am wondering out loud who would be benefit from such a story….duh)"

**Laxmobster** · March 10th, 2008, 11:25 AM

^Damn you beat me to it...

Well Perez updated his page with this information:

Update:
Clooney's publicist just sent us the following email.
"No truth to any element of the engagement story, which originated in an Italian newspaper as announced by some restaurant owner. (I am wondering out loud who would be benefit from such a story….duh)"

Is he trying to imply that Ms. Cock-n-Tail Larson is the "who"?