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    Default Beyonce's juicy baked chicken

    FEBRUARY 4--Janet Jackson's wasn't the only juicy breast served up at the Super Bowl, The Smoking Gun has learned. If you thought the halftime show was spicy, get a load of what Beyonce required in her dressing room at Reliant Stadium, where the bootylicious diva warbled the national anthem. Along with a VIP dressing room maintained at 78 degrees, the 22-year-old singer needed a "private bathroom that's cleaned with disinfectant & anti-bacteria products before she arrives." Nobody, of course, wants a loo that's germylicious. Her main chow requirement was "Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only." The poultry had to be seasoned with "fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!" As for drinks, the star's cola endorsement deal limits her beverage choices: "Beyonce can only have Pepsi products. There cannot be any competitors products anywhere she or her entourage may be photographed." However, she is still allowed to drink Snapple products, which are produced by Cadbury Schweppes--and apparently not a threat to PepsiCo. (3 pages)

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    Along with a VIP dressing room maintained at 78 degrees
    Is she trying to sweat off pounds? No way I could work for her in that rainforest.
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    This was four years ago!!
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    They just got the backstage rider in Feb this year...it's declassified now I thought it was funny.


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    I thought she had a fried chicken dealie with KFC?
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I thought she had a fried chicken dealie with KFC?
    I never heard that one... KFC's chicken is way to greasy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    I never heard that one... KFC's chicken is way to greasy...
    And it's made up of cheap by-products, kind of like Beyonce.
    Last edited by kingcap72; March 7th, 2008 at 11:50 PM.

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    I bet her farts smell like pompous ego and dead chickens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    And it's made up of cheap by-products, kind of like Beyonce.
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalirga View Post
    Her main chow requirement was "Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only."
    No thighs? Wait, she's got plenty of those.

    Bad Saturday morning humor. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    No thighs? Wait, she's got plenty of those.

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    I can't stand the entity that is Beyonce. For some reason, she has always rubbed me the wrong way.

    Seasoned chicken?! She looks like a seasoned plump chicken herself.

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