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    John Mayer Slams Ex: "Stop Contacting Me!"
    Friday March 7, 2008

    John Mayer pictured at the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Man Of The Year Event held at Cipriani New York City on March 3, 2008.
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    John Mayer — one of Uscads of the year — is fed up with one of his famous exes!
    The singer, 30 — who recently impersonated Borat — wrote the following letter on his Web site, but asked fans not to "read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.”
    “Dear Ex Lover,
    “Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
    “I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
    “I hope this is enough closure for you.
    “Goodbye.
    “P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."



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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I wonder if he is talking about Jess or Minka. Or someone we don't know about... Hmm.

    I mean, I love John, I love his music and goofy sense of humor... but mixed messages much? "I do not wish to have you in my life anymore".... "If you need me, you know how to find me". WTF

    ....
    Oh, I think I get it now. He's summing up how crazy love can be, the irrationality of it, hence the 'I don't want you in my life'... 'I'm here if you need me'...
    So deep... he was probably stoned. And he probably knew most people would think it's actually about him (hence more press).
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    “Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
    “I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
    “I hope this is enough closure for you.
    “Goodbye.
    “P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."



    Er.....uh huh!!! That makes total sense.

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    He really needs to get over himself. WTF kind of message is that? He's smug and semi-talented so I really don't get it, plus he looks like he's having Joe Cockerish spasms when he sings. Imagine that in bed. EWWW!
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Narcissistic asshole. We don't fucking care about your every thought and every personal detail, fuck-face. Oh, and you are NOT funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAdle View Post
    He's smug and semi-talented so I really don't get it, plus he looks like he's having Joe Cockerish spasms when he sings.
    Except Joe Cocker actually has talent, so we don't mind the spasms



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    What a dick. Like he couldn't send that to his "ex-lover" in a private email? Really John, nobody's all that interested in your love life.

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    John is so desperate to be THE news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    “Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
    “I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
    “I hope this is enough closure for you.
    “Goodbye.
    “P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."



    Er.....uh huh!!! That makes total sense.

    I know! “P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
    You don't say that if you don't want anything to do with her.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    I actually think he's lying. I think J. Simpson is quite content in boffing her little Texas Romeo and Mayer just wants some tabloid time. Lame.

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    I think he's being a smart ass.



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    He wishes his ex's still pined over his ugly ass.

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    This is the old junior high trick. You spread a rumor that someone wants your friend to get the attention of the one your friend really wants.

    Sadly, it appears John has no friends, so he has to do all the legwork himself.



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    Famewhore much? Putz!

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