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    Default World's biggest douche, Joe Francis, denied get out of jail free card

    Judge to Joe: Rock, Meet Hard Place
    Posted Mar 6th 2008 3:43PM by TMZ Staff
    Looks like Joe Francis is going to be stewing for a while longer in a Nevada jail cell, after a judge rejected his request to leave his current spot without getting nabbed by Florida prosecutors.

    The porntrepreneur is facing trial in Nevada on tax evasion charges, and in Florida on charges related to filming underage girls. He could theoretically leave the Nevada jail, if he made bail, but would be extradited immediately to Florida to face the other trial. Sources in Florida tell TMZ that they have "no intention whatsoever" of letting Francis walk out of Nevada a free man.

    Francis has been in this legal limbo for nearly a year. He continues to run his "Girls Gone Wild" empire from behind bars.
    I just love these little Joe updates. So satisfying.
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    That is so bizarre. I went to have my oil changed this afternoon and the manager was talking about the hiking trip he was making with his daughter next week for her senior trip. He made an off-comment that at least he could be sure she wouldn't be appearing on the Girls Gone Wild Video. I told him the guy was still in jail so he didn't have anything to worry about just yet~
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    No doubt he deserves to rot in jail, but why is it that other celebs (Lilo, Paris, Nicole Richie, etc.) get preferential treatment when they break the law?
    I mean come on, he's spent more time in jail than Michael Jackson.

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    He continues to run his "Girls Gone Wild" empire from behind bars.
    Driving home the other day I saw a huge tour bus-looking vehicle covered top to bottom with the logo "Girls Gone Wild" heading the other direction. So apparently they're still out and about, coaxing drunk young women of questionable legality to flash their titties.

    This douche makes me sick.
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    But from what I've seen, flashing their titties was the least of it. They fuck drunk girls and film it too. And film girl on girl stuff and whatever else they can get these chicks to do on camera (admittedly some of them jump to do it).

    It's stupid of them though. If they had stuck to titty flashing...or even just general 'flashing' of nekkidness....they probably would have been able to keep on going forever. But no, that had to constantly up the bar because I guess that same shit gets boring to the guys who do/look at it 365 days a year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    No doubt he deserves to rot in jail, but why is it that other celebs (Lilo, Paris, Nicole Richie, etc.) get preferential treatment when they break the law?
    I mean come on, he's spent more time in jail than Michael Jackson.

    Its the eternal question.

    How rich or influential do you have to be to be killed (for eg) to be assassinated rather than murdered.

    would Brits suicide be tragic because she's a mother or because shes - fuck it ....I dont know how to end that sentence.....





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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayfulKisses View Post
    That is so bizarre. I went to have my oil changed this afternoon and the manager was talking about the hiking trip he was making with his daughter next week for her senior trip. He made an off-comment that at least he could be sure she wouldn't be appearing on the Girls Gone Wild Video. I told him the guy was still in jail so he didn't have anything to worry about just yet~
    this sleeze is still running things from behind bars. what a douchebag
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    No doubt he deserves to rot in jail, but why is it that other celebs (Lilo, Paris, Nicole Richie, etc.) get preferential treatment when they break the law?
    I mean come on, he's spent more time in jail than Michael Jackson.
    He has multiple charges in two different jurisdictions.

    Also, when he was booked into custody, he was trying to sneak drugs in, so bam, another charge. He definitely deserves his time, wish he'd been prosecuted for being a rapist like he should have been.

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    ^I don't remember hearing about him raping someone.

    And even though he has multiple charges, my point is this:
    How many times has Paris Hilton (for example) had sex in a bathroom stall, snorted coke and God knows what else, drove drunk, broke the law behind the wheel of a car, etc., only to have the police ask for her autograph instead of arresting her. Celebs get away with murder, sometimes literally. Why is he so different? Because he's a pseudo-celeb?

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    ^^ He must have taped somebody who is very well connected's daughter.

    Maybe a Bush twin or something.



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    ^Probably. Maybe he got the Herpz from Wonk Eyed Hilton and passed it on to some politician's whore daughter.

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