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    Default James Haven: Angelina Jolie skipped Jennifer Aniston party because she's sensitive

    James Haven on why Angelina Jolie avoided showdown with Jennifer Aniston

    Shut.Your.Ass.

    For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law?

    Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again.

    Speaking to Grazia Magazine in the UK re: why HE THINKS Angie skipped out on the Night Before Oscar party, avoiding a smackdown with Jennifer Aniston:

    "Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman's feelings are concerned. She'd go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I'm talking about a situation like one of Brad's ex partners or his ex-wife."

    Thank you James Haven for keeping it alive. The Triangle Lives! Forever! Brad and Angie vs Jen and the MiniVan Majority!

    Can’t say it any better than the incomparable Michael K from dListed:

    I don't trust anyone with child toucher eyes.


    Child toucher eyes! Are you dying???
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    "Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman's feelings are concerned. She'd go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I'm talking about a situation like one of Brad's ex partners or his ex-wife."

    But contributing to the bust-up of a marriage wouldn't hurt someone? Stupid hypocrite.

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    Everyone knows the real reason is that Maniston's chin alone exceeded the capacity for the room, and the party risked being shut down.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I don't get why Mangie's camp keeps bringing up Aniston. She's supposed to be the pathetic one and she hasn't said anything in ages. And I'm sure Angie is all sensitive and shit towards other women. Even when she's fucking their husbands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    I don't get why Mangie's camp keeps bringing up Aniston. She's supposed to be the pathetic one and she hasn't said anything in ages. And I'm sure Angie is all sensitive and shit towards other women. Even when she's fucking their husbands.
    I think they do it to rub it in Aniston's face.


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    That'd be a lot of rubbing.
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    Ok. Who has the new movie coming out and needs the publicity. Both of them? There's your answer.

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    I wonder if the tabs will still be linking Jolie and Aniston together in 20 years? Long after Angelina tires of Brad's profoundly retarded ass, they'll still be printing stories about a Jolie/Aniston smackdown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    That'd be a lot of rubbing.



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    he really does need to STFU!

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    Sick sista fuxor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    He's a scary muthor fuxer too! Look at them eyes!!!
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    I can't believe the nerve! These assholes are amazing. They DO totally rub it in her face- and still not a peep out of JA.

    Angelina's probably so jealous that Aniston doesn't have to put up with dopey Brad and the crew of blobs. She'd rather be shooting up with Marilyn Manson or drinking Billy Bob's blood .

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    And her brother does (allegedly) have creepy, child toucher eyes. His breath (allegedly) might smell like a little boy's wee wee.

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