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    Talking Kimora Lee Simmons' one inch rule

    One-Inch Rule
    Posted Wed. Mar. 5, 2008 7:58am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink



    KIMORA Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva. That's why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances. "She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot," said an insider. Simmons' rep said, "She does only drink Fiji water but these reports are completely false and inaccurate."

    Kimora Lee Simmons' contract rider



    I believe it.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Kimora Lee Simmons' One inch rule

    Kimora honey, no one cares about your sex life



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    Why is she famous again?

    "and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot"

    damn--for a second I thought this meant that they hired people to blow on her
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    I am totally adopting this rule in my house from this moment on.

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    Is a rep the same as a PR person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    I am totally adopting this rule in my house from this moment on.
    Me too!! My coffee is a little cool and I need a refill...stat!

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    Not surprising.
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    Aaaaw, she's copying Princess Margaret. The Queen's little sis
    had a special flunky whose only job was to keep her glass full
    during receptions and to keep her cigarette lit.
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    She is such an unattractive woman.

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    I thought the one inch reference was from what's barely dangling between her legs from her botched sex change operation.
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    She is such an unattractive woman.
    Are we sure she's a woman???
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Did anyone see her on this pre-oscar show, where she criticized practically everyone's dress? What an uber-douche. She needs to go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    I am totally adopting this rule in my house from this moment on.
    haha, you are silly!
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