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    Talking Jennifer Aniston drags her vag to a sandy Miami beach for a refill

    Jennifer Aniston wants to buy a house in Miami, it has been claimed.

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    Jennifer Aniston wants to buy a house in Miami.

    The 39-year-old actress reportedly doesn't want to live in a hotel while she shoots new movie 'Marley and Me' with Owen Wilson in the sun-drenched city, and plans to find more comfortable and permanent accommodation.

    A source said: "Jennifer loves it in Miami but it not keen on hotel living. She really wants to find a house."

    Miami has attracted a host of celebrity residents in the past, including Madonna, Sylvester Stallone, Jennifer Lopez, Gloria Estefan, Lenny Kravitz and Billy Joel.

    Matt Damon also has a mansion in Miami Beach, while Oprah Winfrey, Nicolas Cage and Whitney Houston all own property in the area.

    Iggy Pop and Cher also both have several Miami homes.

    Prospective Miami resident Jennifer already owns two homes.

    She still has the marital home she shared with ex-husband Brad Pitt in the Hollywood Hills and also recently purchased a $30 million mansion in Beverly Hills.


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    Jennifer Aniston drags her vag to a Miami beach for a refill

    Grimm, your title had me envisioning a hand truck loaded down with female genatalia



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    hmmm perhaps a tweak..
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    no, it's good...it was a funny vision....poor chick pushing a hand truck with her vag on it...I'm still laughing



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    why do they keep putting this slag in movies? Bomb after bomb,Chin and sour puss still the same.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Well, we all know who Grimmlok's straight crush is, don't we?

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    Um, how and the hell old is this article? Jennifer is 39, not 32.

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    according to buttmunch, it's LaCocaHohan
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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Um, how and the hell old is this article? Jennifer is 39, not 32.

    I changed it just so people don't get confused, pardon the artistic licence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    according to buttmunch, it's LaCocaHohan

    Yes, but only because you're hoping she shares her stash



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    Aniston's like a lonely nomad taking her blandness and mediocrity from coast to coast. Maybe if she's lucky some drug lord in Miami will find some use for her chin and make her a drug mule...and then dump her.

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    carry-on luggage stored in overhead Chin
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    Stop poking fun at poor little Jenni! She's a HUMAN! Her sandy vag needs love too!

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    I sure hope she won't be there the week of 3/17. I don't want her vagina sucking up all the sand on the beach while I am there.

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    Her vag is like a gritty shop-vac of unfucked horror.
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