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    Default Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey: new couple?

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    OK! Magazine thinks Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey might be a new couple. A source saw them "cozying up" to each other at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. The witness said, "They were sharing a seat and sitting very, very close. It was probably the oddest couple I've ever seen."

    Sitting close and now they are a couple?! It's not like he was finger banging her, they were just sitting close. Imagine if you were romantically linked to everyone you sat close to? You would look like a major slut! Well, you look like a slut anyway, but you know....
    I hope they are a couple, because I like these two together. They have the same hair, they are both batshit crazy and they look like they could use a bath or two.
    My favorite dirty birdy story about Parker Posey is the one about her dog shitting in its carrier on a flight. Parker ran to the bathroom to wipe her dog's ass and almost got arrested, because dog's aren't allowed in the bathrooms. That pretty much sums her up.
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    I wonder if they are an answer to that one blind item.

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    Keanu is looking rather rough.

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    Beard meets Beard-ette.

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    OMG!!!!

    That would be SO awesome. Parker is the BEST!!!!

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    ^except for her name, which is stupid.

    Keanu's looking like he's been hitting the sauce lately.
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    I think they would make an adorable couple.
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    ^^^
    i'd like them together too.
    and i don't know why but i just want keanu to be happy. there's something endearing about him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I think they would make an adorable couple.
    I agree with you.

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    They look so much alike.

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    It's not like he was finger banging her,

    ^^^I don't know why but this seriously cracked me up.
    I've always loved him, and always loved her name,
    so go for it kids! I'd love to start seeing more of him.

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    I don't so much like her, but I love Keanu. He's been one of my crushes for years. I do hope he finds happiness with someone, 'cause he's been through some rough times.

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