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    Default Rachael Ray's marriage: Keeping it together for the cameras?

    Staying Together For The Cameras




    Rachael Ray (Ugh, can I just call her Rachel? Fuck!) has adamantly denied that her marriage to John Cusimanosucks. The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) claims the bitch is lying. Sources tell them that her marriage will be over by the end of the year. EV OH NO! Sorry, I had to.
    They went to visit her family over Christmas and it was apparent Rachael couldn't stand his ass. A source said, “When they arrived, John stayed outside for 15 minutes. When he finally came into the house, Rachael acted like he wasn’t even there. She even closed her eyes so she wouldn’t have to meet his gaze!”
    They also didn't sleep together. Rachael made him sleep in the cat's bed. “He was sent off to sleep in a little upstairs loft that’s normally where one of Rachael’s mother’s cats sleeps.” That's probably the most pussy he's gotten in a while.
    I'm sorry, but it's pretty hard for a straight marriage to work when both of you like to suck dick. I shouldn't say that. Gay Al and Star Jones have lasted much longer than I thought without some kind of gay scandal. It's pretty depressing. I bet you John and Gay Al meet up at the local glory hole while their wives are at work.
    You can tell John can't stand her ass! He even wears headphones wherever he goes, so he doesn't have to listen to her annoying ass!



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    He's a dick, I've worked with him.
    And hell ya they're keeping it together for the cameras.
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    ok, here's another one i'm ashamed to admit i like. RR
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    ok, here's another one i'm ashamed to admit i like. RR
    I didn't like her show the first time I watched it - she was really high strung and screaming so I never bothered to record it. But I was home sick the other day and she was on and I watched the show and she wasn't that bad - she was really kind cute.
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    Maybe she's just saving up for a hit man to avoid alimoney.
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    She could be the most annoying bitch ever but I still feel bad for her. Sucks that your husband makes you look like a fool by fucking indiscriminately and yet you have to pay up in the millions if you get a divorce. Sucks for you.
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    She should've gotten a better prenup.
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    Does she have something between her front teeth or is that lipstick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Does she have something between her front teeth or is that lipstick?
    Lipstick, I think.

    And I don't feel bad for Rachel Ray because she's so insufferably annoying and a raging bitch to boot according to rumors--and those rumors just keep piling up, don't they? Hmmm....

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    If you ain't no punk....Holla WE WANT PRENUP!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    She should've gotten a better prenup.
    I thought I read somewhere that they never had a pre-nup. Not sure about this...

    I'll admit that I like her recipes, but I get them online instead of listening to her cackle
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    yeah there have been rumors they are on the outs for foreva now. sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    ok, here's another one i'm ashamed to admit i like. RR
    I like her too, but I can't watch her for too long.

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    i love her!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    I didn't like her show the first time I watched it - she was really high strung and screaming so I never bothered to record it. But I was home sick the other day and she was on and I watched the show and she wasn't that bad - she was really kind cute.
    Yes, I think she has calmed down. I don't
    RUN to turn the volume off when she comes on
    anymore. Still have never made it through an
    entire show, but I have watched a segment or 2.
    Both my son's think she's adorable.

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