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    Default Jennifer Lopez hires a color therapist & masseuse for her twins!

    Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have hired a masseuse and a trained color therapist for her newborn twins.
    The ‘Jenny From The Block’ star, whose twins Max and Emme were born last month, have also reportedly ordered 600-count Egyptian cotton cot linen, designer Babygros, diamond-engraved rattles and, two small Shetland ponies for the youngsters.
    A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood.
    “She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue - colors which are supposed to have intelligence boosting properties.
    “She listened to classical music throughout her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax her youngsters.
    “She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene.
    “The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area.
    “It may sound excessive but she’s only got her kids’ best interests at heart and wants to give them the start in life she never had.”
    The Latino beauty, 38, is said to have consulted her close friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes prior to setting up her baby palace.
    And Lopez is reportedly so worried that her baby twins might be kidnapped - she shelled out a whopping $600,000 hiring a team bodyguards to watch over them 24/7.
    According to sources close to the Latino singer, Lopez - with the full support of Anthony - beefed up her home security by hiring SIX bodyguards - at an annual cost of $600k - two for each eight-hour shift around the clock.
    Lopez has also reportedly installed closed-circuit cameras in every room in hers and Anthony’s various homes.

    By Owen Williams, Mar 04 2008 Copyright 2008 - Showbiz Spy
    Jennifer Lopez hires a masseuse and color therapist for her newborn twins | Showbiz Gossip, Showbiz News, Entertainment News - Showbiz Spy
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    Wow, if even 10% of that is true she's going to be a real nut bag of a mother.
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    that's a great idea, keep the kids isolated from any germs so they never build an immune system.

    Brilliant.

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    I want a pony!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    that's a great idea, keep the kids isolated from any germs so they never build an immune system.

    Brilliant.

    Stupid skeletor fucking dipshit
    Yes, those kids are going to be allergic to everything...

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    J-Lo makes me SICK. I mean, this is ridiculous. Babies don't care about these things! This & the millions she spent on her "birthing suite"---give me a mother-fucking break. Who the fuck does she think she is? And does she, and all these other celebrities who spend millions on themselves without batting an eyelash, have a concsience at all? Do they think about how much good their money could do, (if they weren't so self-centered)?? I volunteer at a homeless shelter/soup kitchen and see people every time i'm there who are grateful to sleep in a sleeping bag on a concrete floor, and have a bowl of bland soup. And there are the people even less fortunate than THAT. And this bitch spends money like this, so wastefully... Rot in hell, bitch.
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    Ponies?!

    For newborns?????

    yeah, cuz ponies don't have germs

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    She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week

    What the fuck, Chuck? Seriously?

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    hey, those babies have had a rough 9 months... do you wanna be where they've been?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Ponies?! ... yeah, cuz ponies don't have germs
    They'll be run through the sterilizer before the babies are allowed to look out the window and see them.

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    She only wants them to have all the same things she had growing up in the Bronx



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    hey, those babies have had a rough 9 months... do you wanna be where they've been?
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    ^Ditto, it's going to take years of therapy to deal with that tidbit. Poor innocent babes.
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    She's like Mom-zilla already.
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    i hate her and everyday my hate grows stronger!

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