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    Wink Sarah Jessica Parker's horsey movie to be put down and made into glue

    Sarah Jessica Parker has admitted her latest movie 'Spinning Into Butter' did not "work out" after it failed to get a cinema release.

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    Sarah Jessica Parker has admitted her latest movie did not "work out".

    The 'Sex and the City' actress has resigned herself to the fact that 'Spinning Into Butter' - in which she co-stars with Beau Bridges and Miranda Richardson - won't be released after failing to find a distributor.

    She told the New York Post newspaper: "One enters these endeavours with the best of intentions but sometimes they don't work out.

    "The film is in that purgatory that many movies find themselves."

    'Spinning Into Butter' - which was due to be released last year - features Sarah as the college dean of a New England college, who has to deal with the fall-out of a race hate crime on campus.

    In May, the 42-year-old star can be seen reprising her role as sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in 'Sex and the City: The Movie', the much-anticipated film version of the hit US sitcom.


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    All I can think about when I see her name is that she has the audacity to a have that perfume that is "pretty" or some other adjective that does not describe her.

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    I think we found a new contender for worst movie title!
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    its bad enough that she is in it, but beau bridges?
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    'Spinning Into Butter' - which was due to be released last year - features Sarah as the dean of a New England college, who has to deal with the fall-out of a race hate crime on campus.
    Sounds like a summer blockbuster to me!!

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    The title is shite

    ETA: The film title, not Grimm's

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    Churning butter doesn't suit her...
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    The premise of the movie doesn't sound too bad, but the title is horrific. And the movie must have SUCKED, because even Chiniston movies find distributors.

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    This horse hasn't been ridden hard in a long time.


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