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    Default Tom Cruise asks Mark Ronson to DJ Suri's 2nd birthday

    Dear Mark Ronson, Don't Trust The Girl




    Tommy Girl has reportedly asked Mark Ronson to DJ Suri Cruise's upcoming 2nd Birthday extravaganza on April 18th. Mark was the official DJ at Tom and Katie's wedding in Italy. Sources say that Tommy is impressed with Mark, because at his wedding he played a remixed version of the Top Gun theme. No, Tommy is impressed with Mark's tight ass not his DJ skills.
    Mark should take the job, but keep a butt plug in the entire time. Tommy will no doubt try to poke him in the poop shoot.
    I hope Mark plays Mr. Roboto, because you know Suri can pop and lock the hell out of the robot dance.



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    because at his wedding he played a remixed version of the Top Gun theme.
    OMG, the ego! Why would a two year old need or want a DJ at her birthday party? The party is about her, not about Tommy girl.
    Beyond ridiculous.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    I agree with Moomies, this is beyond stupid.

    I never raised a child, but from what I have read and from what I remember when I was a kid so many moons ago, children don't begin to utilize their memories until they are about four years old.

    People who claim to remember things during infancy are merely repeating things they've been told, IMO.

    So why the hell would Cruise want a circus for a two-year old? Wretched excess, innit?

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    I keep forgetting how young she is...not even 2 yet?????

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    No way in hell she's only almost two.

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    No one I know would ever splurge for a DJ when throwing a b-day party for a 2 year old. How ridiculous. He spends money like its water. Just take her to Chuck E. Cheese and be done with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin View Post
    I agree with Moomies, this is beyond stupid.

    I never raised a child, but from what I have read and from what I remember when I was a kid so many moons ago, children don't begin to utilize their memories until they are about four years old.

    People who claim to remember things during infancy are merely repeating things they've been told, IMO.


    So why the hell would Cruise want a circus for a two-year old? Wretched excess, innit?
    You're right. We can't remember anything from before 3 years of age because the pre-frontal lobe in the brain doesn't fully develop till then. Most people who claim otherwise base their memories on pictures and stories they've heard while growing up, they may truly believe they remember themselves as an infant- but usually they aren't real memories (if that makes sense lol).

    I like Mark Ronson, but DJing a 2 year olds party? Seriously?

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    They're making a big deal of Suri's "birthday" because they want to remind everyone that she's TURNING two... that totally didn't already happen several months beforehand.

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    Of course Suri will remember it all; she's an amazing woman!

    But I agree, Tommy's probably just looking for an excuse to be in the same room as the yummy Mark Ronson again.

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    I remember the DJ at my second birthday. He played Michael Jackson songs.........oh hang on , that WAS michael Jackson. Yeh I remember it well.
    As if.... .................good one Tom, nothing like a bit of grandstanding.
    Jack I swear.

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    Oh gawd Mark, say no, please!

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