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    Default In case you were wondering, here's Tom Cruise's bathroom habits

    Tom's Strange Bathroom Habits
    Posted Fri. Feb. 29, 2008 9:26pm by The Sixers Filed Under Tom Cruise



    Some A-list stars have their bodyguards stationed outside the restroom when they've got to go. Not Tom Cruise! According to a source, who was already in the loo at a swanky L.A. restaurant when the Scientologist entered, Tom had his bodyguard accompany him into the bathroom and stand guard close by while the 45-year-old star went! Meanwhile, the bodyguard stared our spy down. AWK-ward!
    Our source tells us that Tom then washed his hands "as fastidiously and thoroughly as a surgeon preparing for surgery. He must have washed his hands for at least 5 minutes."
    To be fair, you never know what kind of germs are lurking!




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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    He must have washed his hands for at least 5 minutes.

    Yeah, that's what he was doing ... washing his hands. Notice there's no mention of the guy in the bathroom waiting for him.

    *looks around for creepy $ci guys*

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    That may well be the Cruister's one redeeming quality, the handwashing.

    I am repulsed if I think that someone has gone to the washroom and not washed their hands afterwards.

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    Kinda creepy, his bodyguard watching him make doodie. Can't argue with him about the hand washing, though.

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    They left out the part where Tom taps his feet under the stall waiting for Senator Larry Craig.

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    Really, it is beyond ridiculous what people will sell to the media these days!
    If he'd've stationed them outside & not allowed anyone in he'd've been an idiot too. What's a Co$-looney to do???
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    There's a reason his body guard was in the bathroom with him. It's to deter nasty creeps from talking about his bathroom habits. At least he washed his hands! This still doesn't make me like him though.

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    Wonder if Tom Cruise farts and then washes his ass?
    Jack I swear.

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    ^I can honestly say that's something I've never contemplated.

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    Ha, what a story. He washed his hands thoroughly and doesn't go to the bathroom alone? Wow, weird.

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    ^What's even weirder is that he was all alopne inside the stall.

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    Maybe he was looking for gloryholes

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    very lame trying to make it sound worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Maybe he was looking for gloryholes
    Hahahaha..I was going to say you could sum up his bathroom 'habits' in two words. GLORY HOLE!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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