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    Default Angelina Jolie buys Maddox "penis" gum

    Angelina Jolie Buys Maddox "Penis" Gum
    Friday February 29, 2008




    The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
    After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood's ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.
    Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis."
    "[Angelina] laughed and bought it," a witness told Us.



    Usmagazine.com | Angelina Jolie Buys Maddox "Penis" Gum
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    hahaha! too cute!
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    Well that's int'resting!

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    I <3 Penis gum?
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    Not something I would buy for myself, but I can just imagine the look on my kids' faces if I got some for them.

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    Maybe she can treat him to some Sweet Pussy Lollipops the next time she takes him shopping...

    Sweet Pussy lollipops

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    Funny

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    EEK! Look at Angie's legs in the photo -- now that ain't funny!

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    Here, Mrs. V, I noticed Marilyn as your avatar. I just saw this pic today:


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    I <3 penis gum?

    Ok, but I absolutely draw the line at chocolate, salty balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin View Post
    EEK! Look at Angie's legs in the photo -- now that ain't funny!
    People keep saying that, but her legs look like mine I agree that on her frame she could stand to gain a few but she's not THAT bad.
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    That's interesting. I didn't even know they sold penis gum, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    People keep saying that, but her legs look like mine I agree that on her frame she could stand to gain a few but she's not THAT bad.
    I am sure that you are your own worst critic, as most of us are, and you should be blessed that you are slim.

    I am sure that you look just fine; and this is coming from someone who is female yet is built like a Jagger type, without a waist.

    We all pick ourselves to pieces, but we shouldn't, because we are supposed to be picking on celebrities.

    I hope I didn't offend you with my snarkiness; I didn't mean to.

    OMG, switching from us to more other nit-picking issues, have you seen a commercial for Inter-Ac where you live?

    I swear the 'model' used in that photo is the daughter of the company owner. She is so bowlegged, she can barely walk. You ought to see it. It's almost a joke. Plus she's fug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    People keep saying that, but her legs look like mine I agree that on her frame she could stand to gain a few but she's not THAT bad.
    Xcuse me??i saw your fabulous legs..has nothing to do with them matchsticks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin View Post
    I am sure that you are your own worst critic, as most of us are, and you should be blessed that you are slim.

    I am sure that you look just fine; and this is coming from someone who is female yet is built like a Jagger type, without a waist.

    We all pick ourselves to pieces, but we shouldn't, because we are supposed to be picking on celebrities.

    I hope I didn't offend you with my snarkiness; I didn't mean to.

    OMG, switching from us to more other nit-picking issues, have you seen a commercial for Inter-Ac where you live?

    I swear the 'model' used in that photo is the daughter of the company owner. She is so bowlegged, she can barely walk. You ought to see it. It's almost a joke. Plus she's fug.
    Oh dear, I didn't mean to sound terribly offended, I just didn't think she looked in dire straights, just in need of a few sandwiches. But she and I are different body types, so I'm perhaps being optimistic
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
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