The Scientologists got another one! Jeff Conaway now sober after meeting the aliens

**louiswinthorpe111** · February 29th, 2008, 04:43 PM

The Aliens Have Gotten To Jeff Conaway! | Dlisted

Jeff Conaway of "Celebrity Rehab" claims he's finally kicked drugs. Jeff told Inside Edition that John Travolta and Scientology have helped him. What would Dr. Drew say?

He said, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working. John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”

They got another one! I don't know what worse, being a crackhead or being a Scientologist? I have to think about that one. I think that daily auditor is slowing draining Jeff's blood and replacing it with alien blood. Jeff will be screaming about psychiatry, spraying his head with canned hair and running around with robot women in no time.

It's sound like he's already on the right crazy track. Jeff also said, "I’m going to be strong and healthy and totally together. I’ve got to get ready for my Academy Award.” Spoken like a true Scientologist! Delusional. Good work John.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 29th, 2008, 04:48 PM

He was delusional before $cientology.

**lisalucy69** · February 29th, 2008, 05:14 PM

Seeing the condition he was in on CelebRehab, I didn't think he was gonna make it much longer. It seemed like there wasn't much hope for him, but I guess if he found a way to get clean and healthy, that's all that matters...even if it was CO$. I think they're crazies too, but I'm glad to hear Jeff got himself clean.

**Sojiita** · February 29th, 2008, 05:25 PM

he is so far gone it is no loss to anyone that he is with Co$. If he gets help from them all the better. I guess being alive and Co$ fodder is better than being dead at least.

**Laurent** · February 29th, 2008, 05:40 PM

How long has he been off drugs? 10 minutes? We'll see if the power of Xenu is stronger than crack, I guess.

**Palermo** · February 29th, 2008, 06:00 PM

Hopefully the CoS will have his girlfriend bumped off, she's a direct line back to drugs for him

**ordell** · February 29th, 2008, 06:42 PM

Why would CoS want him? He's broke.

**CherryDarling** · February 29th, 2008, 06:53 PM

^^
They can use him as an example of how "great" they're Narconon/rehab program is.

**heathersharon** · February 29th, 2008, 08:25 PM

Well, they can have him. That's fine.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM

I wonder if they'll make this guy even crazier, now.

**Life** · February 29th, 2008, 09:02 PM

Lol!

**sparkly** · February 29th, 2008, 09:45 PM

Only time will tell if he stays clean. I bet co$ will drop him like a hot potato if he falls off the celeb radar too far, especially because he's broke.

**AgentOrange** · February 29th, 2008, 11:39 PM

Is he the guy who used to play Bobby Wheeler on TAXI?

**cheray** · March 1st, 2008, 02:38 AM

Kenickie? No way.

**sprynkles** · March 1st, 2008, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

he is so far gone it is no loss to anyone that he is with Co$. If he gets help from them all the better. I guess being alive and Co$ fodder is better than being dead at least.

ITA. It was so sad seeing him on C.R. He really was
very far gone. I hope he can recover.