Hugh Hefner impressed by NY Magazine Lindsay Lohan spread, offers Playboy spread

**ingi** · February 28th, 2008, 06:40 PM

Hugh Hefner was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan showing it all as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine that he wants her to do the same for him. Hugh reportedly wants her to recreate Marilyn's naked swim in "Something's Got To Give" for Playboy.
LiLo is apparently thinking about it reports The New York Post.

She should definitely take his offer. Those fake tanning sessions aren't cheap and I'm sure she has to pay for White Oprah and Ali's shit faux tans too. Lindsay is just going to make a career out of slutting it up as naked Marilyn Monroe in various magazines. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Amateur Porn, Pink Taco ...the possibilities are endless.
When she's done with that she can star as MM in porn movies. "Some Like It In The Ass," "Someone's Got To Cum," "There's No Business Like Ho Business" and "Don't Even Bother To Knock, Just Come In And Fuck Me." BRITISH BRAIN DRAIN - New York Post

**mrs.v** · February 28th, 2008, 06:46 PM

He's a senile old bird.He'd think the coffee table would make a good spread too.

**RevellingInSane** · February 28th, 2008, 07:14 PM

Poor Hef, his eyesight is going. At this point, he would probably vote for Winehouse to be PMOY.

**sparkly** · February 28th, 2008, 07:18 PM

Oh please. She's a loser, and of course she'll pose when her broke ass needs the money badly enough.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 28th, 2008, 07:22 PM

I guess Hef figured some guy had to give her sympathy.

**ingi** · February 28th, 2008, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by sparkly

Oh please. She's a loser, and of course she'll pose when her broke ass needs the money badly enough.

Lindz hardly even got paid for the NY Magazine shoot.

**B.C.** · February 28th, 2008, 07:25 PM

When she's done with that she can star as MM in porn movies. "Some Like It In The Ass," "Someone's Got To Cum," "There's No Business Like Ho Business" and "Don't Even Bother To Knock, Just Come In And Fuck Me."

Not a bad idea

**ingi** · February 28th, 2008, 07:29 PM

Some Like the Cock, Bust Stop, As Young as You Feel...Me Up! Clap by Night, O Henry's Whore House

**sparkly** · February 28th, 2008, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by ingi

Lindz didn't even get paid for the NY Magazine shoot.

I'm not surprised. I think she's just as addicted to attention as she is to drugs and alcohol. Would you pay to see her freckly boobies try to pose like the beautiful Marilyn Monroe?

DitaPage* · February 28th, 2008, 07:34 PM

Cool, more hilarious photos for me to mock.

**Laurent** · February 28th, 2008, 07:34 PM

Is Lohan even news anymore? No one will hire her and she's forced to flash her goods for cash. This is sad shit.

**sparkly** · February 28th, 2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Laurent

Is Lohan even news anymore? No one will hire her and she's forced to flash her goods for cash. This is sad shit.

I'm not sad.

Maybe she will finally learn a lesson in humility. When she's completely broke with no prospects, not even Paris will hang out with her anymore.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 28th, 2008, 07:38 PM

Dead yet? Either of em?

**Buffy Burnett** · March 1st, 2008, 09:01 AM

I like the spread. Maybe she can get a job as a celebrity impersonator in Vegas. Not a bad gig and Hef is GOD! I can only hope I'm still shagging at 80. Female Viagra, anyone?

**MsDark** · March 1st, 2008, 09:13 AM

Last night on cable I caught Freaky Friday...the remake that she did with Jamie Lee Curtis back when she was what? 16?17?...and couldn't help but think how many notches she's went down since then. She really did used to be adorable and had potential IMO, hard as it is to believe now. I think I even remember JLC at the time taking about her being great to work with. It seems like once she grew up and started fucking losers, doing drugs and hanging out with 'famousforbeingfamous' whores she went downhill in eery way....her work ethic especially.