Posted Thu. Feb. 28, 2008 7:46am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink, Jessica Alba
JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age — she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I'm a slut?," Alba recalls in If I'd Known Then, Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.
Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.
Jessica Alba's trauma in Ellyn Spragins' book of essays
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I wish this Twit would go away. How she gets jobs is beyond me (well I know how, but still)
Huh, and here I thought guys only matured around age 32. I do feel for her growing too fast, I know all the bounciest girls in our grade 5-6 classes were labelled 'sluts.'
"In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM
Jessica Alba's only true burden is that people stopped caring about her 50 years ago.
Imma crying big salty tears.
“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
Another proclomation from Les MiserALBA!
But she's right about boys being awful and about issues that young girls have when their body grows up too fast.
(I am among those unlucky girls)
Why is she talking so much lately? Shouldn't she be at home "nesting" and getting ready for her kid?
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
. And use birth control and condoms, please.
...says the girl who is knocked up
Omg; I Think I Hate Her More Than Jho And Chiniston Combined!!!!
Ohhhhh, poor thing! Her life has been nothing but pain and sacrifice, injustice and tragedy, trials and tribulations. I haven't cried this much since Sophie's Choice.
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