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    Talking Jessica Alba's burden

    Jessica's Burden
    Posted Thu. Feb. 28, 2008 7:46am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink, Jessica Alba






    JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I'm a slut?," Alba recalls in If I'd Known Then, Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.
    Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

    Jessica Alba's trauma in Ellyn Spragins' book of essays
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Jessica's Burden
    Posted Thu. Feb. 28, 2008 7:46am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink, Jessica Alba






    JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I'm a slut?," Alba recalls in If I'd Known Then, Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.
    Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

    Jessica Alba's trauma in Ellyn Spragins' book of essays
    not sure she should be the spokesperson for birthcontrol or condoms. And further more, where the fuck would this meely mouth little skeever be without the hormones of those same "awful" boys??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

    I guess Cash or whatever his name is never got the memo about condoms. Bitch should have taken her own advice.

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    I wish this Twit would go away. How she gets jobs is beyond me (well I know how, but still)

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    Huh, and here I thought guys only matured around age 32. I do feel for her growing too fast, I know all the bounciest girls in our grade 5-6 classes were labelled 'sluts.'
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Jessica Alba's only true burden is that people stopped caring about her 50 years ago.

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    Imma crying big salty tears.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Another proclomation from Les MiserALBA!

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    But she's right about boys being awful and about issues that young girls have when their body grows up too fast.
    (I am among those unlucky girls)

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    Why is she talking so much lately? Shouldn't she be at home "nesting" and getting ready for her kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Why is she talking so much lately? Shouldn't she be at home "nesting" and getting ready for her kid?
    Just think how much talking she's going to do AFTER the baby is born. I'm sure we will hear every detail about her pregnancy, labor, delivery, and post partum things.

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    . And use birth control and condoms, please.


    ...says the girl who is knocked up

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    Omg; I Think I Hate Her More Than Jho And Chiniston Combined!!!!

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    Ohhhhh, poor thing! Her life has been nothing but pain and sacrifice, injustice and tragedy, trials and tribulations. I haven't cried this much since Sophie's Choice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    . And use birth control and condoms, please.


    ...says the girl who is knocked up

    She's married, why not celebrate their union with a kid?
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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