Jessica Alba's burden

**mrs.v** · February 28th, 2008, 09:29 AM

Jessica's Burden
Posted Thu. Feb. 28, 2008 7:46am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink, Jessica Alba

JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age — she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I'm a slut?," Alba recalls in If I'd Known Then, Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.
Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

Jessica Alba's trauma in Ellyn Spragins' book of essays

**Mel1973** · February 28th, 2008, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Jessica's Burden
Posted Thu. Feb. 28, 2008 7:46am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink, Jessica Alba

JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age — she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I'm a slut?," Alba recalls in If I'd Known Then, Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.
Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

Jessica Alba's trauma in Ellyn Spragins' book of essays

not sure she should be the spokesperson for birthcontrol or condoms. And further more, where the fuck would this meely mouth little skeever be without the hormones of those same "awful" boys??

**sharon_b** · February 28th, 2008, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.

I guess Cash or whatever his name is never got the memo about condoms. Bitch should have taken her own advice.

**happy8** · February 28th, 2008, 10:14 AM

I wish this Twit would go away. How she gets jobs is beyond me (well I know how, but still)

**Dixie Normos** · February 28th, 2008, 10:19 AM

Huh, and here I thought guys only matured around age 32. I do feel for her growing too fast, I know all the bounciest girls in our grade 5-6 classes were labelled 'sluts.'

**NicoleWasHere** · February 28th, 2008, 10:36 AM

Jessica Alba's only true burden is that people stopped caring about her 50 years ago.

**WhateverLolaWants** · February 28th, 2008, 10:39 AM

Imma crying big salty tears.

**ingi** · February 28th, 2008, 10:48 AM

Another proclomation from Les MiserALBA!

**Melyanna** · February 28th, 2008, 10:53 AM

But she's right about boys being awful and about issues that young girls have when their body grows up too fast.
(I am among those unlucky girls)

**aabbcc** · February 28th, 2008, 10:54 AM

Why is she talking so much lately? Shouldn't she be at home "nesting" and getting ready for her kid?

**BoogsBun** · February 28th, 2008, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Why is she talking so much lately? Shouldn't she be at home "nesting" and getting ready for her kid?

Just think how much talking she's going to do AFTER the baby is born. I'm sure we will hear every detail about her pregnancy, labor, delivery, and post partum things.

**cmmdee** · February 28th, 2008, 11:02 AM

. And use birth control and condoms, please.

...says the girl who is knocked up

**AliceInWonderland** · February 28th, 2008, 11:42 AM

Omg; I Think I Hate Her More Than Jho And Chiniston Combined!!!!

**Beeyotch** · February 28th, 2008, 11:58 AM

Ohhhhh, poor thing! Her life has been nothing but pain and sacrifice, injustice and tragedy, trials and tribulations. I haven't cried this much since Sophie's Choice.