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    Richards: 'Gigs and sex are my exercise'

    Wednesday, February 27 2008, 15:26 GMT
    By Alex Fletcher, Entertainment Reporter
    Rex Features

    Keith Richards has said that the only exercise he partakes in is gigging and sex with his wife.

    The veteran rocker said that unlike bandmate Mick Jagger, he can't manage "physical stuff" anymore.

    He told Uncut: "I think a lot of Mick's frenzy about physical stuff is actually mental. That's the way he is.

    "For me, doing a Rolling Stones show for two hours a night, that's enough f***in' exercise, you know? Then I've got to go to bed with the old lady, bonka bonka. You know?"

    Richards also reiterated his warning to Amy Winehouse about taking drugs, commenting: "Lay off the dope. That's my advice now to all younger people who are into this sort of thing.

    "Give it up, it ain't really worth it. I know the fascination, but it ain't worth it, pal."

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Who would fuck that corpse?! Ew....

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    I don't care for Keith, but I'd do Mick Jagger anytime.
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    Ha ha ha, I think the only bonka, bonka Keef hears is the bourbon pouring out of the bottle these days. Could you imagine him at home and trying to have a conversation? I'd need a closed caption monitor for that.
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    Just the title of this thread made me ill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Richards also reiterated his warning to Amy Winehouse about taking drugs, commenting: "Lay off the dope. That's my advice now to all younger people who are into this sort of thing.

    "Give it up, it ain't really worth it. I know the fascination, but it ain't worth it, pal."
    Keith IS the expert on this Amy. you will look like him when you are older (IF you get older)
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    I wish this geezer would just die, already.

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    Amy Winebag will probably look like Keith in 2 years time.
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    He looks like he's 114 years old.

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