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    Jessica Simpson to Entertain Troops in Kuwait

    Originally posted Wednesday February 27, 2008 05:00 PM EST

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    Jessica Simpson is going overseas to entertain Americans in uniform, she announces in a Web posting.

    "Hey ya'll," begins her personal message on the Jessica Simpson site Sweetkises.net. "I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can't wait to share it will all of you."

    At the heart of her posting, she says, "I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops, then back in the studio."

    She concludes, "I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess."

    Simpson, 27, whose trip is being sponsored by Operation MySpace, has extended herself before. Last year, PEOPLE reported, she gave generously to an orphanage in Mexico.

    Jessica Simpson to Entertain Troops in Kuwait - Good Deeds, Jessica Simpson : People.com
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    Wow. So there really will be a weapon of mass destruction in the Middle East.


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    That outfit looks like Mad Max got a sexchange
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    Why are they punishing the troops? That's not very nice.

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    The troops are already stuck in the seventh layer of hell, so we send in the Devil's Spawn?

    Why not just exile Jessica to the Middle East? Jessica living next door or a nuke? At least the death from the nuke would be quick and painless.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    The troops are already stuck in the seventh layer of hell, so we send in the Devil's Spawn?

    Why not just exile Jessica to the Middle East? Jessica living next door or a nuke? At least the death from the nuke would be quick and painless.
    I wonder if Tony Romo will go with Jessica? Or is she even allowed to leave the country with both her passport and his balls.

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    Anyone else sense that Jess may unknowingly be part of "operation human shield?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I wonder if Tony Romo will go with Jessica? Or is she even allowed to leave the country with both her passport and his balls.
    I'm sure Papa Perv's balls will stand in willingly.
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    ......it's a tough crowd......

    Poor Jess......she'll be wearing her burqua backwards......

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    Please let her "entertainment" involve shooting ping-pong balls out of her vag. That would sound better than her singing.

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    aren't those guys already suffering enough??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I'm sure Papa Perv's balls will stand in willingly.
    Or Jessica's balls, pre-surgery, that are probably hanging in Papa Joe's car like a pair of dice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Or Jessica's balls, pre-surgery, that are probably hanging in Papa Joe's car like a pair of dice.

    First he slams Hilary and now Jessica.....leave my lesbian transexuals aloooooooone.........or is it transexual lesbians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    First he slams Hilary and now Jessica.....leave my lesbian transexuals aloooooooone.........or is it transexual lesbians?
    Both are equally annoying, but for different reasons.

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    ahh, this thread makes my day!~
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