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    Default George Clooney tells Tom Cruise to lighten up

    GEORGE CLOONEY TELLS TOM CRUISE TO MAKE FUN OF HIMSELF



    George Clooney seems like an all-round nice man, but it's likely that his latest advice to Tom Cruise will fall on deaf ears. George told Time magazine that he had to learn to laugh at himself after making box-office disaster 'Batman & Robin', getting the giggles in before anyone else could.

    "Before they could kill me on Batman & Robin, I said: 'It's a bad film, and I'm the worst thing in it.' You try to defend an indefensible position, you'll look like a schmuck.."

    Wise words and fair enough, but Tom and his pals at the Church of Scientology aren't really renowned for taking life with a pinch of salt, are they? Much better to research and analyse why things went wrong and then blame it all on the atoms of ancient intergalactic warlords burned to cinders in a volcano. Reasonable George continued,

    "I talked to him the other day, and he's a good egg. There's nothing self-serving about what he's saying. He has to turn it into a way to make fun of himself."

    Imagine telling Tom to lighten up? He'd frown quizzically, ask what emotion was and inquire why there was water coming from your eyes when you laughed at him.

    GEORGE CLOONEY TELLS TOM CRUISE TO MAKE FUN OF HIMSELF

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    Captain Tom lightening up? Surely, you jest.



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    Has GEorge had his nose tweaked? I don't rememeber it being so refined. Oh yeah, and the chances of TinyTomThumb lightening up anytime soon? Madonna will be re-virginized first.
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    this is kinda off topic, but on Lainey's website she just referred to Sarah Larson (I think that is her name) as a girl who used to dance on nine.com? Was she a stripper or something before she got with George?

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    Sounds like good advice to me.

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    I'd be more apt to say "Fuck off and die"
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I read the thread title as "George Bush tells Tom Cruise to lighten up" and I was like whoa...Go Dubya!



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    That sunglasses pic is priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santia View Post
    this is kinda off topic, but on Lainey's website she just referred to Sarah Larson (I think that is her name) as a girl who used to dance on nine.com? Was she a stripper or something before she got with George?
    Yeah she was kind of like an escort girl. Got paid to party with people for some nine.com thing. There are links somewhere. Go back in lainey's blogs and you will find them. He loves them classy! Anyone think George is gay?

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    George really thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread.
    He reminds me of Mr. Bean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Yeah she was kind of like an escort girl. Got paid to party with people for some nine.com thing. There are links somewhere. Go back in lainey's blogs and you will find them. He loves them classy! Anyone think George is gay?
    I think she did more than party with people

    Yes, I think the windbag is gay.

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    Yes yes yes, he trying to be Auntie George and giving out sound advice and handy hints on being a decent fella. The only people to listen to this claptrap is other gays. Maybe theres hope for tom after all. But I doubt it.
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