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    Red face Man-gerbil Justin Timberlake secretly porking Kate Hudson; might be preggers

    Even though Justin Timberlake's been dragging Jessica Biel all around the world with him, Page Six thought they'd screw with our entire understanding of the Hollywood gossip hierarchy by reporting that he's been seeing Kate Hudson for the past year. "Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public," an "insider," most likely coming down off a peyote quest, tells the paper. "She doesn't want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often."

    Last New Year's Eve, Justin and Kate were rumoured to have hooked up during a house party at Kate's. Justin fell in her pool, and she escorted him into the house to find a change of clothes. That porn movie cliché allegedly lead to a night of passion. She later denied the rumour to Cameron Diaz, who had split with Justin weeks earlier. Further spicing this dish up, Kate has been looking... how do we say this delicately?... a little "pregnant" in the "uterus" lately. Reps for Justin and Kate deny that they are together, but this rumour is so crazy it almost sounds true.

    Justin Timberlake Dating...What? Kate Hudson? : Dramarama : CelebEdge : Sympatico / MSN
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    A Timberlake/Hudson spawn? Dear Lord someone please keep an eye on Owen.

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    he should've called Richard Gere, in the right hole, no gerbilspawn...
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    What a whore. Someone needs to sew her vagina shut.

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    How is a single woman having consensual sex a whore?
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    By going from the next guy to the next guy to the next guy to the next guy? Like she seems to have done/been doing?

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    I doubt that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    How is a single woman having consensual sex a whore?
    i'd say she's lucky
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    well, to be fair - I don't think she was "single" when she and Owen started bumping uglies...
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    If Kate's preggo with Trousersnake's spawn, she has crazier fish to fry than Cameron Diaz - Twitters will completely lose what's left of her mind.
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    ^^Fair enough on that, but she did do the right thing and left her husband instead of cuckolding him. As far as her sleeping around, is she really known for that? And even if she does sleep around, she's single and thus can fuck whomever she pleases. This calling someone a whore because *gasp* they had sex with someone is absurd.
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    I think Kate fucks anything that walks. And JT does, too.

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    well, I'd probably want to do a few of those guys if I were close. not trousersnake or the ex husband but yeah on the owen thing. love me a funny man..

    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    I think Kate fucks anything that walks. And JT does, too.
    I think you're being unfair.. justin would fuck a paraplegic.. he'd probably prefer someone mute too..
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    Justin would fuck a dead person, if he wasn't followed by papz all the time.

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    Amazing how many saintly virgins visit this site.
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