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    Courtney Love Blogs About The Oscars




    I should have skipped the Oscars and just read Courtney Love's eloquent recap. She really has a way with words. I think I'm completely fluent in crankglish just from reading Court.
    Court wrote:

    swank looked great, i bet that was Versace, she looke dgirly for the fiorst time in forever- im sad for PTA i love teh Coens but PTA well tehy shouldve let him release all 6 hours of There Will Be Blood cos thats what i bet there is of it, Kidman as anyone knows and me are not bffs by any stretch, and i though te edgy thing was cool but for some reason not onher- and her forehead is way too shiny it flips me out- iwas REALLY isnpired Diablo Cody won - that was fucking AWESOME in fact i think i just may have peed all over her My Space- i was supposed to be at Eltons Party at i think noon or something and if we dont hiurry it will suck- i really dont want to get there ina crush of shit and stuff- wait my pr is outside im calling her hold on- okay i hope the disaster has been averted but m,y expirience with that party is that i do NOT want to see Paris dancing ona table i really really DONT and i dont want to stuff a stale slamon canape in my mouth and i really need to get laid so i m off to do so. i love dthat tattoo on her ( Dibalo) and her cute thigh and the wietzman shoes were actually pretty unnatractuve really,. neat, i like the minnesota thing too, i wont be getting a bl;ack bob although i think abou tit contstantly , but it was inspiring rarely does anyone win when theyre an "outisder" particul;alrly chicks who talk about sex working- desp[ite the fact that EVERYONE i know in this town who wasnt upper middle class or didnt come from a hollywood family DID IT and even then i know of some exceptions. so i was really proud a little Nirvana moment if you will. "we won" my friend Daphne Guiness is here and i cant wait to see her. okay signiong off ,. im moving bu June really why? cos between a blood red Fortuny and a pink Fortuny id get all sorts of crazy shit by people who dont even know whata Fortuny is ! borrrring, ill be back but for now im so over L:A
    My thoughts exactly Courtney! I dare you to read this as fast as you can. You'll be sky high by the time you finish. Your brain would shut down to protect itself. Too bad Court and Gary Busey didn't run into each other last night. They would still be talking to each other right now.
    Here's Court at Elton John's Oscar party. Still wearing that "Lady and the Tramp" hair I see?

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    She actually looks OK, can you believe.

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    She looks great


    But that blog entry hurts my brain too much.

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    One of the few people plastic surgery and aging has worked for, rather than against. I wonder how she will look in ten years though (Thinks Kylie Minogue)
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    Anyone speak Courtney and care to translate? She's making my cranium bleed.
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    Crankglish! That's gold.

    On another note, you can't tell me she isn't on something...
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    Head hurts.

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    i gave up trying to read her shit a while ago. she does not utilize any features like the all important spell check.
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    She actually looks better than Lindsay Lohan, here, and they're both druggies. How sad is that?

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    Oh my god, I've seen 10 year olds with better writing abilities.

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    Somebody needs to tell Courtney about spell check.

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    Someone needs to get their dyslexia treated...unless she likes writing like a retarded 7th grader
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    She's looking nice. I've always had a crush on Courtney (embarrassing, I know). I bet her daughter can spell and write much better than her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    One of the few people plastic surgery and aging has worked for, rather than against. I wonder how she will look in ten years though (Thinks Kylie Minogue)

    She had nowhere to go but up.

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    How old is she, 12?
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