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    Default LAPD Chief to Britney Spears: Stay home!

    Britney vs the Police: The Claws Come Out!

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    A Los Angeles county commissioner is attempting to pass new legislation - dubbed "Britney's law" - that aims to crack down on those paparazzi that are out of control..
    Well, LAPD chief William Bratton thinks that's a crock of shit.
    He says:
    "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don't need additional laws…. I've got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.
    What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….
    Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.
    We agree with the Chief - to a point.
    Yes, these celebretards are partly to blame, but you gotta face the issues at hand. Though we wish they would, they aren't gonna get all boring and stay home. They live for the attention and you gotta deal with it.



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    ^^Yeah right, Perez...if they got all boring and stayed home, then you wouldn't have a job now would you?

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    They (the "britney's") have so much money that they should hire their own bodyguards instead of relying on the police who have better things to do.

    Also, Britney does court this (changing clothes multiple times, driving around aimlessly, etc), and the unsafeness of the paps is one of the consequences.

    but you gotta face the issues at hand
    Like perez does whan he gets taken to court for plagerism & breach of copyright?
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    Well, BRAVO for LAPD chief William Bratton for calling out all the attention whores!

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    he's just saying what we at GR have been saying for a year now
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    ...why don't people like him run for President?.....I don't know if Washington could handle common sense solutions.....

    ....can't the fashion police put her in fashion prison for a few months?.....

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    "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don't need additional laws…. I've got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.
    What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….
    Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.
    The SMARTEST thing anybody has said in this whole Britney clusterfuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post

    Why is Perez's big brother on bodyguard duty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The SMARTEST thing anybody has said in this whole Britney clusterfuck.
    I was going to say the exact same thing!!!! Best thing I've read about her in years!
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    Are Police Chiefs elected?
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    I think this is hilarious! I want to give ole William Bratton a big high-five and a beer!

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    ^^Give him 50!!!!
    And a pay raise!

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    Yeah, more police state - the cops decide who gets to go out, and who should stay home on house arrest. Think about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Yeah, more police state - the cops decide who gets to go out, and who should stay home on house arrest. Think about it!
    And since this sounded SO much like a mandate...
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