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    Default Jonas Brothers: We're staying virgins until marriage

    "We're Gonna Stay Virgins!"

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    Oh, boy. We hope this doesn't come back to haunt them.
    The Jonas Brothers are pulling a Britney!
    The teen pop sensations have taken a vow of chastity. PUBLICLY.

    That's right, Kevin, Nick and Joe are boldly (and admirably) proclaiming that they plan to stay virgins until marriage.
    They talk to Details magazine about their vow to remain sex-free until they wed.
    On a quiet Friday morning in a dressing room at Madison Square Garden, the Jonas Brothers hold out their hands to show off their purity rings. Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas—the teen-pop trio who stand, at this very moment, on the brink of hugeness—wear the metal bands on their fingers to symbolize, as Joe puts it, "promises to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage." Joe is 18. His ring is silver and adorned with a cross. "It actually ripped apart a little bit, just on the bottom, here, but I didn't want to get a new one, because this one means so much to me," he says. Nick, who is 15, says, "I got mine made at Disney World. It's pretty awesome." Kevin, at 20, is the oldest of the three, and while a punk-rock purity ring from Tiffany might represent the ultimate oxymoron, that's exactly what he's going for. His silver vow of abstinence is covered with studs. "It's pretty rock and roll," Kevin says. "It's getting banged up a little bit because of the guitar."



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    Good for them!

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    Famous last words. And who gives a shit, really. I hate this whole attitude that remaining virginal somehow makes you a superior being.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
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    How do you test the virginity of a man exactly?
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    They are fug! How soon before they are caught in a hotel room with a stripper, a hooker, a bag of ecstasy and a mule????


    (Poor mule)

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    Ten bucks says next week, one or all of them is facing a paternity test.

    Either that or they'll all be married by 20 and divorced by 21.
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    Do they mean regular virgins or anal virgins?

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    Yep, I don't think they are "counting" times with other guys.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonewolf View Post
    Do they mean regular virgins or anal virgins?

    maybe they go by the jessica simpson definition of 'virgin'

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Famous last words. And who gives a shit, really. I hate this whole attitude that remaining virginal somehow makes you a superior being.
    agreed. sex outside of marriage is not dirty, or wrong, and really they're just ridiculous. plus, i feel sorry for whoever has to go to the trouble of teaching a 20+ man what to do in bed... unless they marry another virgin and then they can grope themselves in the dark and pray to jesus for years before they finally learn how to do it right.
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    Lost it yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    They are fug! How soon before they are caught in a hotel room with a stripper, a hooker, a bag of ecstasy and a mule????


    (Poor mule)
    get the mule outta there and it sounds like a paaaartay!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lonewolf View Post
    Do they mean regular virgins or anal virgins?
    that's what I think too.. it doesn't count if it's up the ass, right?
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    Right, like they haven't already had sex by age 20.

    On top of that, the whole attitude of being "pure" by not having consentual sex is fucking stupid. Having sex doesn't make you "unclean" or "impure" or "dirty".

    It's not the dark ages, grow the fuck up and act like adults.
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    Personally, I had a blast pre-marriage, as did, I assume, mr. butt. Nothing wrong with fun, pre-marital sex between consenting adults and yes, the idea of teaching some 20+ moron how to fuck sounds like bloody hard work that I'm not interested in.
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    If they truly want to wait then good for them. Better than sleeping with every groupie they meet. But I don't know if I believe them. They will probably all get married very young if that's the case.

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    But why good for them for waiting? What if they meet a girl, fall for her and have sex? Three years later maybe they break up. Is this wrong? Not in my world it isn't.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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