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Thread: Tom Cruise needs to wake up his robot

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    Talking Tom Cruise needs to wake up his robot

    Tom, Wake Up Your Robot!




    Don't you just hate it when your robot falls asleep on the red carpet during an event? Tom Cruise just has to go over there and kick her a bit with his heel.
    TomKat brought the crazy to the Essence Magazine Celebrates Black Women event in Beverly Hills yesterday. Tom wants to be a black woman, so that makes sense.
    I think Katie Holmes will be Tom II in no time. She's already got his hideously creepy laugh down.

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    She looks like a serious giant next to him here! Guess he forgot his lifts at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post


    That's it... she's him.

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    He dresses so damn weird. Who wears a sweater vest under a double breasted suit? And I guess it's purple to match her shoes?

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    He's got to hide his mangirdle.

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    She's just so damn goofy looking to me. He's just gross.

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    Now she's two feet taller than he is? Freaks, the pair of them

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    Her dress is a mess.

    At least she's not too afraid to wear the heels and tower over him.

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    I'm surprised he lets her wear heels

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    oh tom... come on, work with me.
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    I think I am beginning to hate her as much as I do him. Let me rephrase that. I hate her as much as I do him. There. That's better.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Their laugh face is so weird. And its not flattering either.
    And she does look like a giant beside him!

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    Her heels keep getting higher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    I'm surprised he lets her wear heels
    Maybe he's feeling more confident and manly now that he has a hot ... *cough* ... young wife and has proven his straight macho virility with the adept manipulation of his plastic dollar-store turkey baster.


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    I don't understand why she is making herself look older. Maybe Xenu requires it, I don't know. I think she is just so beautiful, lovely face, lovely eyes, lips & mouth ...what a waste that she wants to look like 40 year old.

    but those shoes, my god, how I covet those shoes.

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