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    Default Hepatitis scare for Ashton Kutcher's birthday party guests

    Hep Scare!




    Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC might have become a party for Hep instead! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the joint tested positive for Hepatitis A.
    The bartender only worked three nights and one of those nights was February 7th, Ashton's Birthday party. The bartender also worked on the 8th and 11th. The Health Dept. has asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.
    Guests at Ashton's party included, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.
    Hep A is less serious form of Hep and will usually keep you in bed for a couple of weeks, but you won't die. The bartender reportedly caught it on a recent trip to Honduras.
    A celebrity Hep scare and Paris Hilton isn't to blame?! She must be kind of bummed.
    This is why it's so hard to eat delicious snacks at a bar. I'm so afraid of catching Hep A, but I can't help it. The snacks are so tasty even if they have a coating of Hep! That's probably what keeps them crunchy.



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    who the fuck isn't vaccinated against Hep A in this day and age? What is this, the time of Charlemagne?
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    dumbasses!

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    i remember TMZ ragging on Wilmer Valderrama for having his party the same day as Ashtons, and everyone who was everyone went to Ashtons party, and Wilmer didnt have the same crowd. i betcha they all wish they went to Wilmers party now.
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    If you already may have something in your system after exposure, how will vaccination help at that point? I'm really asking. I don't get it.

    My mom had hep B through a surgery back in the 80s. Is all hep transmitted via blood or fecal matter? Is there another way?
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    I do hope that Pamela Anderson wasn't at that party....

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    A celebrity Hep scare and Paris Hilton isn't to blame?!

    If it were "herp" she'd be to blame ..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I BET Paris Hilton had something to do with this. Skank.

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    "racist" skank!
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    who the fuck isn't vaccinated against Hep A in this day and age? What is this, the time of Charlemagne?
    You'd be surprised. But if these celebs who travel all over the globe year round haven't been vaccinated against everything under the sun already then they have very shitty doctors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ariesallover View Post
    If you already may have something in your system after exposure, how will vaccination help at that point? I'm really asking. I don't get it.

    My mom had hep B through a surgery back in the 80s. Is all hep transmitted via blood or fecal matter? Is there another way?
    I don't know, but I do know hep A can also rear its head in
    cases of malnutrition.
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    In general:

    B = blood+body (fluids)
    A = fecal/oral
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    Isn't C the most serious one?
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    Yeah, the one Pam Andersen lies about having.
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    who the fuck isn't vaccinated against Hep A in this day and age? What is this, the time of Charlemagne?
    I'm 26 years old and the last time I was vaccinated was in 1992. My doctor scared me for life . Nobody is ever going to torture me with a syringe ever again

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