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    Default Christina Aguilera and her massive mammaries do Ellen

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    Massive Chichis And Their Owner Go On Ellen




    Xtina was on Ellen today and I really didn't pay attention to anything she said. I just kept watching her massive chichis go up and down. They are much more interesting, because bitch is dull. Watching her interview with Ellen reminds me of running into someone you haven't seen in a long time and there's a reason why you haven't. They just blab on and on about their boring ass life and you're standing there thinking "When is this person going to shut the mouth?"
    I did manage to catch the part about Xtina breastfeeding Max. Like she's really going to breastfeed. If she was afraid of labor, I'm sure she's not going to like getting her nipple bitten off by baby. She probably sprays it into his mouth from across the room while she looks at her People Magazine spread over and over again.



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    I am watching this currently! I cant get over it. You cant help but look at those instead of her face. It just looks like a ass on her chest. She could have covered them up for the show.

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    The word slovenly comes to mind.

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    Yeah, you're breastfeeding and they're freakin' huge, but you don't have to showcase them in a plunging neckline. They look painfully swollen, too. Like they might burst at any moment and shower the audience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    I am watching this currently! I cant get over it. You cant help but look at those instead of her face. It just looks like a ass on her chest. She could have covered them up for the show.
    lol exactly!!
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    i never once looked at her face during the interview.
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    I breast fed...but I have read that you can't breast feed if you have implants. Is this not true?

    PS, she looks ridiculous.
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    Nah, you can still breastfeed with implants. And, apparently, your boobs still turn into monsters. Jeebus!
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    Watching her interview with Ellen reminds me of running into someone you haven't seen in a long time and there's a reason why you haven't. They just blab on and on about their boring ass life and you're standing there thinking "When is this person going to shut the mouth?"
    Oh my gosh that's funny, same thing happened to me the other day, I asked someone who was a snobby bitch in school (and overly fakely joyous) how she was... and she replied with: "Great! Just bought a new house and settling in and going to Sydney soon with my fiance because his family lives up there and we were thinking of moving up there before we bought our new house. Couldn't be happier!
    You?"

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    She looks like a cheap porno star.

    Cover your boobies up, Christina. It's sad that a woman with talent reduces herself to selling her body, the tactics of talentless skanks like Britney.

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    they look like 5 lb sugar bags



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    Holy HELL those are some BOOBIES Batman!!!!
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    She looks like a drag queen in that pic.
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    She needs to stop wearing a plunging neckline while her boobs look like saggy old watermelons. Apparently, someone keeps telling her she's gorgeous. I wish I was there when people kept complimenting her "beauty" during her Dee Snider phase.

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