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    Default Inside Suri Cruise's strange, Xenu worshipping world

    Wednesday, February 20th 2008
    Child Abuse!



    Star Magazine's cover story this week is about Suri Cruise's strange world. I think that's an understatement. Why is Suri's world so strange? Well, because Tom and Katie treat her like an adult. They believe that Suri has lived for billions of years, so she knows all there is to know. Suri doesn't get much discipline, but there are rules. She can't watch TV, can't eat McDonald's, can't take medicine and all her friends are other Scientology children. She can only eat organic food and drink that barley piss.

    No McDonald's or medicine?! I think I would have already offed myself by now if I couldn't eat McDonald's or chew on Children's Tyenol when I was kid. Seriously, Children's Tylenol was like my favorite candy ever. I almost overdosed on that shit several times. Every child should get the chance to OD on delicious Children's Tylenol at least once in their life. Suri included.

    And will Angie & Brad get married already just so the weeklies can stop talking about it! Well, after their marriage will be divorce talk. At least it's something different!

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    She's a robot.

    HAHA,MK, loved the children's tylenol too
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    I think she's adorable.

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    i see nothing wrong with no tv, happy meals or medicines. those are kinda stupid things to pick on tom & katie about.
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    I just can't wrap my head around HOW Katie Holmes (or anyone else, for that matter) could POSSIBLY believe all that $cientology bullshit.

    I wonder what Katie's conservative, Catholic, normal family back in Ohio thinks when they see magazine covers like this with their granddaughter/niece/whatever on the cover, with headlines about her bizarre world living inside an evil cult. I really, really wonder what they honestly think. Of course, if they were to speak out, or try to rescue or de-brainwash Katie & get Katie & Suri away from that evil cult, i'm sure we'd soon be hearing in the news about how Katie's family mysteriously *committed suicide*.
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    Sounds so much better for a kid - no junk food, no mind killing tv, no drugs - wow, evil or just subversive!

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    OMFG, NO HAPPY MEALZ??!!!!!! O NO3Z!!!!!!!!!

    Ok, that wasn't funny.

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    Poor kid. They treat her as an adult? Ummm okay.
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    The chin is preggers...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    The chin is preggers...
    Huh, hadn't even noticed that.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    oh yeah.... the barren chin rides again!
    Kill him.
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    ^^
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ang View Post
    i see nothing wrong with no tv, happy meals or medicines. those are kinda stupid things to pick on tom & katie about.
    Yeah, no kidding. God forbid someone says no to McDonalds and TV.

    The other stuff is weird, but I must be abusing my child too because I give her organic food and refuse to let her watch bullshit TV all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariesoleil View Post
    Poor kid. They treat her as an adult? Ummm okay.
    Well, according to Katie, Suri's an "amazing woman."

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    hmmm... that's just weird.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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