February 20th, 2008, 09:37 AM
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Tony Romo to marry blonde, retarded set of boobs; Jessica Simpson might show up too.
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are set to get married.
'The Dukes of Hazzard' star, who has been dating American football star Tony since her father Joe set them up last November, is reportedly planning to tie the knot for a second time.
A source close to the couple said: "Jessica has never been happier than she is when she's with Tony. She knows her first marriage didn't work out, but she has a really good feeling about this one, and wants to make her feelings for Tony clear."
However, a friend of the singer - who was previously married to singer Nick Lachey - says the story is an elaborate stunt constructed by Jessica to promote her upcoming country music album.
The pal told America's OK! magazine: "I think it's a press stunt. She always leaks information about her faux love life when she's desperate to get her face on magazine covers!"
It was recently revealed Jessica is planning a new reality TV show documenting the release of her album.
A representative for CMT, the US TV network expected to broadcast the show, said: "We have had exploratory talks with Jessica's camp, but nothing has been confirmed or signed."
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God help us if they breed.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:38 AM
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.....noooooo....she was supposed to wait for me......THIS is why I hate sports.....
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February 20th, 2008, 09:38 AM
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Dating barely 3 months - by all means it must be time to get married!
Desperate perhaps?
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February 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM
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February 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM
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sure, and we are supposed to believe this crap. just exactly what she did with her last stupid album. she can't sing country, she sucked with these boots are made for walking, and couldn't sing dolly parton.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:42 AM
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:51 AM
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She and her creepy dad sell this story every time she gets a new boyfriend.
"She's never been happier.."
"He's head over heels in love with her and is telling his friends that she's the one."
When she pulled this with John Mayer, he called her ass out on it. Let's see if Tony has the balls to do the same.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:53 AM
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I won't believe it until I see her flashing her engagement ring.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:55 AM
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Papa Joe's gonna get even more jealous.
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February 20th, 2008, 09:56 AM
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Oh,please.Go away.
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February 20th, 2008, 10:03 AM
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Bullshit.
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February 20th, 2008, 11:21 AM
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Every time she dates someone, engagement rumors hit the press. I will believe it when I see it.
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February 20th, 2008, 11:23 AM
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The only way she could pass off marriage is if gay marriage were legal. She looks too much like a tranny to actually marry a man more handsom than she is.
Not saying Romo is handsom, because he isn't, but I'm sure you understand my point.
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February 20th, 2008, 11:23 AM
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Oh lord.....please let this be crap.
I really want to continue to be a Cowboys fan.
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February 20th, 2008, 11:24 AM
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As long as she stays away from the KC Chiefs, I don't give a damn who she marries.
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