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Thread: My eyes are burning from Gene Simmons sex tape, NOT with Shannon Tweed

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    Default My eyes are burning from Gene Simmons sex tape, NOT with Shannon Tweed

    The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you've been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene's name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank's Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She's a spokesmodel for Frank's. She takes her job seriously.

    The video is available at GenesSecret.com. There's also a clip on the site. I think what bothers me most is that Elsa's wearing platform flip flops. Tacky! If you're going to make a sex tape at least be classy about it and wear some Shauna Sand lucite heels. She also looks asleep. I would have to be asleep or in a coma to let Gene Simmons' hump on me, so I don't blame her.

    Shannon is going to be pissed! You're not the only sexy video star in the family, Shannon!

    Dlisted | Be Very Afraid, www.GenesSecret.com

    First, no one wants to see Gene gettin' his groove on. Second, doesn't he act like he's now faithful to Shannon? I would be horrified if I were his kids.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    When was this video made?
    'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"
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    ^^Looks like recently, you can get a small snippet from GenesSecret.com.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    I cannot stand this man. He thinks his tongue is God's gift to women.

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    He is repulsive and Shannon is a tool.

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    Ew. I'm not going to watch that.
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    Yuck. He left his shirt on. Did he leave his socks on, too?
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    Ew ew ew ew ew. *convulses*

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    What a desperate girl.

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    She looks like a blow up doll.

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    His pants are around his ankles

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    That girl had to have known that the tape would be released.

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    I hope someone drowns this tape in Holy watter, ffs. *dips head in a bath of bleach*

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    Revolting trash.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cravindirt View Post
    That girl had to have known that the tape would be released.
    are you kidding? SHe's the one that probably taped it and released it.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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