My eyes are burning from Gene Simmons sex tape, NOT with Shannon Tweed

louiswinthorpe111 · February 20th, 2008, 08:33 AM

The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you've been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene's name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank's Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She's a spokesmodel for Frank's. She takes her job seriously.

The video is available at GenesSecret.com. There's also a clip on the site. I think what bothers me most is that Elsa's wearing platform flip flops. Tacky! If you're going to make a sex tape at least be classy about it and wear some Shauna Sand lucite heels. She also looks asleep. I would have to be asleep or in a coma to let Gene Simmons' hump on me, so I don't blame her.

Shannon is going to be pissed! You're not the only sexy video star in the family, Shannon!

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid, www.GenesSecret.com

First, no one wants to see Gene gettin' his groove on. Second, doesn't he act like he's now faithful to Shannon? I would be horrified if I were his kids.

HelpMeRhonda · February 20th, 2008, 08:35 AM

When was this video made?

louiswinthorpe111 · February 20th, 2008, 08:36 AM

^^Looks like recently, you can get a small snippet from GenesSecret.com.

Sweetie · February 20th, 2008, 08:41 AM

I cannot stand this man. He thinks his tongue is God's gift to women.

crumpet · February 20th, 2008, 08:44 AM

He is repulsive and Shannon is a tool.

Chilly Willy · February 20th, 2008, 08:44 AM

Ew. I'm not going to watch that.

Lalique · February 20th, 2008, 08:45 AM

Yuck. He left his shirt on. Did he leave his socks on, too?

NicoleWasHere · February 20th, 2008, 08:48 AM

Ew ew ew ew ew. *convulses*

sweetness · February 20th, 2008, 08:48 AM

What a desperate girl.

darksithbunny · February 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM

She looks like a blow up doll.

KristiB · February 20th, 2008, 09:42 AM

His pants are around his ankles

Cravindirt · February 20th, 2008, 09:52 AM

That girl had to have known that the tape would be released.

NicoleWasHere · February 20th, 2008, 10:00 AM

I hope someone drowns this tape in Holy watter, ffs. *dips head in a bath of bleach*

mrs.v · February 20th, 2008, 10:04 AM

Revolting trash.

louiswinthorpe111 · February 20th, 2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cravindirt

That girl had to have known that the tape would be released.

are you kidding? SHe's the one that probably taped it and released it.

February 20th, 2008, 08:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
louiswinthorpe111 Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle America Posts: 8,148	My eyes are burning from Gene Simmons sex tape, NOT with Shannon Tweed The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you've been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene's name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank's Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She's a spokesmodel for Frank's. She takes her job seriously. The video is available at GenesSecret.com. There's also a clip on the site. I think what bothers me most is that Elsa's wearing platform flip flops. Tacky! If you're going to make a sex tape at least be classy about it and wear some Shauna Sand lucite heels. She also looks asleep. I would have to be asleep or in a coma to let Gene Simmons' hump on me, so I don't blame her. Shannon is going to be pissed! You're not the only sexy video star in the family, Shannon! Dlisted \| Be Very Afraid, www.GenesSecret.com First, no one wants to see Gene gettin' his groove on. Second, doesn't he act like he's now faithful to Shannon? I would be horrified if I were his kids. __________________ RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

February 20th, 2008, 08:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
HelpMeRhonda Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 3,760	When was this video made? __________________ 'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse" Bah-Brahhh-Teen Mom

February 20th, 2008, 08:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
louiswinthorpe111 Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle America Posts: 8,148	^^Looks like recently, you can get a small snippet from GenesSecret.com. __________________ RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

February 20th, 2008, 08:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Chilly Willy Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Trolltopia Posts: 25,508	Ew. I'm not going to watch that. __________________ Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question! -Bugdoll-

February 20th, 2008, 08:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lalique Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The land of ice and snow Posts: 4,942	Yuck. He left his shirt on. Did he leave his socks on, too? __________________ My name is not Becky

February 20th, 2008, 08:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sweetie Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Den of the roving cunty bitches Posts: 24,539	I cannot stand this man. He thinks his tongue is God's gift to women.

February 20th, 2008, 08:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
crumpet Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: If I was up your ass you'd know where I am! Posts: 7,753	He is repulsive and Shannon is a tool.

February 20th, 2008, 08:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
NicoleWasHere Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: kcmo Posts: 14,484	Ew ew ew ew ew. convulses

February 20th, 2008, 08:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
sweetness Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: southeastern U.S. Posts: 11,454	What a desperate girl.

February 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	She looks like a blow up doll. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

February 20th, 2008, 09:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
KristiB Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: AZ Posts: 2,736	His pants are around his ankles

February 20th, 2008, 09:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cravindirt Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 269	That girl had to have known that the tape would be released.

February 20th, 2008, 10:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
NicoleWasHere Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: kcmo Posts: 14,484	I hope someone drowns this tape in Holy watter, ffs. dips head in a bath of bleach

February 20th, 2008, 10:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
mrs.v Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: highway jammed with broken heroes Posts: 22,603	Revolting trash. __________________ eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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