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    WHERE’S KATIE?



    Devoted family man Tom Cruise flashes a snide smirk as he’s spotted cozying up to a mystery brunette while making his way into a private office building in Los Angeles.
    Cruise looked relaxed (if not delighted) as his lady companion kept a protective arm around him.
    So, just who could this Katie Holmes clone be? An ordinary civilian? A Scieno handler? A studio publicist? Or perhaps this is the church’s attempt to stage Tom as an ordinary red-blooded American heterosexual male who succombed to the temptations of infidelity?
    Wonders shall never cease.



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    It's some Co$ handler desperately trying to drag him away from the camera before he makes a stupid face and pumps his fists in the air.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Katie's probably being turkey basted with the next spawn of the cult, and this is another one of his ridiculous stand ins that he's arrogant enough to think he can pass off as Katie... like that man in drag he was parading around when Suri was being born.

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    ^^dressed in black. For sure sign of a CO$ handler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Katie's probably being turkey basted with the next spawn of the cult, and this is another one of his ridiculous stand ins that he's arrogant enough to think he can pass off as Katie... like that man in drag he was parading around when Suri was being born.
    You mean this one?


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    Hey that guy even sewed a pop out belly button on himself. Why are drags always such huge guys? You think Tom would have got a more diminutive fella somewhat like himself perhaps.
    Jack I swear.

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    It was Katie's bearding day off.
    She has to be saved from the embarassment sometime.

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    ^^
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    she's probably off being reprogrammed some place

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    Who the hell cares?? God bless her for being allowed out of his freaking site for more than 10 minutes.

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    That fake Katie looks like Posh in the mouth area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post



    WHERE’S KATIE?



    Devoted family man Tom Cruise flashes a snide smirk as he’s spotted cozying up to a mystery brunette while making his way into a private office building in Los Angeles.
    Cruise looked relaxed (if not delighted) as his lady companion kept a protective arm around him.
    So, just who could this Katie Holmes clone be? An ordinary civilian? A Scieno handler? A studio publicist? Or perhaps this is the church’s attempt to stage Tom as an ordinary red-blooded American heterosexual male who succombed to the temptations of infidelity?
    Wonders shall never cease.



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    I like how FYB put it, ITA .
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    Maybe she's made a bolt for freedom...
    vaya con dios

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    Isn't that his sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    You mean this one?

    Hahaha, yep, that's the one.

    The least they could have done is get a WOMAN to do the Katie stand in part.

    I bet that was the day Katie gave birth to Josh Hartnett's baby.
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