Ozzy Osbourne: Heather Mills is a miserable old cow!

**mrs.v** · February 19th, 2008, 01:05 PM

Osbourne: 'Mills is a miserable old cow'

Tuesday, February 19 2008, 13:17 GMT
By Simon Reynolds

Rex Features

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have revealed they will throw Heather Mills off the stage if she attends tomorrow's Brit Awards.

The couple, who are hosting the event at Earls Court, say Paul McCartney's estranged wife wouldn't be welcome at the awards ceremony.

Sharon said: "I would boot her off. I think she's a miserable old cow."

Ozzy admits he is looking forward to presenting McCartney with a Lifetime Achievement Award, describing him as his "hero".

"The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.

"Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f***** if I do. She's f****** nuts."

Brit bosses have revealed they are worried that Ozzy will strip on stage, with the TV broadcast put on a 30-second delay in case the Black Sabbath frontman's wild antics aren't suitable for audiences.

"Everyone is praying they can keep Ozzy on the straight and narrow - otherwise this could be the biggest meltdown in the history of the Brits," an insider said.

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**louiswinthorpe111** · February 19th, 2008, 01:09 PM

Ozzy isn't telling me something I didn't already know!

**aabbcc** · February 19th, 2008, 01:10 PM

I bet Ho-ther is revelling in her newfound popularity.

**Sweetie** · February 19th, 2008, 01:36 PM

I don't think Ozzy has the right to call anyone "fucking nuts".

**Novice** · February 19th, 2008, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Ozzy admits he is looking forward to presenting McCartney with a Lifetime Achievement Award, describing him as his "hero".

"The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.

"Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f***** if I do. She's f****** nuts."

I refuse to believe that Ozzy said that (in bold) he more probably managed the "she's f***ing nuts" and ambled off...

**heathersharon** · February 19th, 2008, 03:50 PM

When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...

**Chimera** · February 19th, 2008, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

I don't think Ozzy has the right to call anyone "fucking nuts".

Ozzy is a fucking expert on who is or isn't fucking nuts.

**ariesallover** · February 19th, 2008, 06:07 PM

He might want to be careful in using "old" as an insult.

Originally Posted by TaffyMoon

Ozzy is a fucking expert on who is or isn't fucking nuts.

LOL I agree: he is well credentialed.

**cheray** · February 19th, 2008, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by heathersharon

When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...

That cracked me up. Good one. Oh...... What? You meant every word??

*DIVA! · February 19th, 2008, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by heathersharon

When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...

That's the truth!!

**Aella** · February 19th, 2008, 07:45 PM

Hey, Ozzy may be a few cards short of a deck himself, but I'm still totally team Ozzy on this one!

I'd pay good money to see that confrontation.

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · February 19th, 2008, 08:23 PM

Ozzy would mumble something unintelligible and Sharon would be the one to do the ass-kicking.

I love that woman!

**crackho** · February 20th, 2008, 12:34 AM

Ozzy may have been a fucked up mess most of his life but he isn't stupid, and he knows what his fans like. And he was smart to keep Sharon around to control his finances.