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    Default Ozzy Osbourne: Heather Mills is a miserable old cow!

    Osbourne: 'Mills is a miserable old cow'

    Tuesday, February 19 2008, 13:17 GMT
    By Simon Reynolds
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    Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have revealed they will throw Heather Mills off the stage if she attends tomorrow's Brit Awards.

    The couple, who are hosting the event at Earls Court, say Paul McCartney's estranged wife wouldn't be welcome at the awards ceremony.

    Sharon said: "I would boot her off. I think she's a miserable old cow."

    Ozzy admits he is looking forward to presenting McCartney with a Lifetime Achievement Award, describing him as his "hero".

    "The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.

    "Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f***** if I do. She's f****** nuts."

    Brit bosses have revealed they are worried that Ozzy will strip on stage, with the TV broadcast put on a 30-second delay in case the Black Sabbath frontman's wild antics aren't suitable for audiences.

    "Everyone is praying they can keep Ozzy on the straight and narrow - otherwise this could be the biggest meltdown in the history of the Brits," an insider said.

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    Ozzy isn't telling me something I didn't already know!
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    I bet Ho-ther is revelling in her newfound popularity.

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    I don't think Ozzy has the right to call anyone "fucking nuts".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Ozzy admits he is looking forward to presenting McCartney with a Lifetime Achievement Award, describing him as his "hero".

    "The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.

    "Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f***** if I do. She's f****** nuts."
    I refuse to believe that Ozzy said that (in bold) he more probably managed the "she's f***ing nuts" and ambled off...

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    When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I don't think Ozzy has the right to call anyone "fucking nuts".

    Ozzy is a fucking expert on who is or isn't fucking nuts.

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    He might want to be careful in using "old" as an insult.

    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Ozzy is a fucking expert on who is or isn't fucking nuts.
    LOL I agree: he is well credentialed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...
    That cracked me up. Good one. Oh...... What? You meant every word??
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    When Ozzy calls you "fucking nuts", it should give one pause. Perhaps one needs to reassess one's life. I'm just sayin...
    That's the truth!!
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    Hey, Ozzy may be a few cards short of a deck himself, but I'm still totally team Ozzy on this one!

    I'd pay good money to see that confrontation.
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    Ozzy would mumble something unintelligible and Sharon would be the one to do the ass-kicking.

    I love that woman!
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    Ozzy may have been a fucked up mess most of his life but he isn't stupid, and he knows what his fans like. And he was smart to keep Sharon around to control his finances.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    he just does what sharon tells him to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Ozzy is a fucking expert on who is or isn't fucking nuts.
    Ozzy isn't an expert at anything but stuttering.

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